Guys I'm On Idle Until I Get My New Phone HELP

Guys it's okay I won the war

The ache in my gut is gone. I've avenged myself.

It's over

(Please look at the last post, I'm being silly)

-Chris Bahng

Finally someone agrees that it's easier to not use chat GPT 🙏

-🐶

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

I will try to remember to contribute to this chaos I LOVE halloween!!

⚠️❗️VERY IMPORTANT POST, PLEASE READ!❗️⚠️

everyone. on christmas day, december 25th, we all search up “halloween” to make it a trending search. it would be the FUNNIEST thing ever to see halloween be a trending search on christmas day. tell all your friends, repost this, do everything you can to make sure we can do this. REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Existing is so horrible dude like yes I'm on Christmas break but I now have no social interaction with my closest friends because they're all busy

Been planning to call my friend for a real social interaction and she texts me with "my stupid ahh mom won't let me call you because you queer"

..dawg this "disease" isn't gonna transmit through sound waves- like your (admittedly already queer) daughter isn't gonna spontaneously get brain altering DNA and start girl kissing

..on a side note if there were a disease that could alter DNA mutations into a different genes to TURN YOU QUEER..

Well that'd be an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!

that'd kinda be sick though, imagine a scene where they zoom into the pupil of the love interest of a cishet able-bodied white guy, and as they zoom into the proteins n shit you watch as the cells morph into a new color or some shit and then she looks over at a girl and goes "woah she's so hot" and the mc falls to the floor sobbing "WHOS SOUND WAVES MADE MY GIRLFRIEND A *HOMO*??

Sick ass anti-woke story I'd watch for giggles because it's shit

But no, I'm stuck with no in-person social interaction until NEXT YEAR..

-Han

Come imagine this dude holy shit

Imagine you're scrolling through Ao3, you find a series of shitfics that are hilarious, you're laughing your ass off the entire time

You comment about how much you love the stupid fics-and being the pseudo acc for your system shit, you leave your lil "this was me" thing we have at the end of our posts

Now imagine the creator RESPONDING TO YOU saying they have an idea for THE NEXT PART

Imagine the creator POSTING the next part and then REPLY in your comment thread with a "You're gonna love this"

You look back at the comment, and see a detail you wrote that the character of you shares in the fic with an additional detail about a difference because it's fun! A fun fact!

And then you notice the summary of the fic includes the main word of the difference.

AND THEY WROTE THE DIFFERENCE HAPPENING AS A CANON EVENT IN THE TIMELINE OF THE SERIES.

I was NOT expecting a small comment about how I loved a series of crack fics and shitposts-along with the fact I loved that like the character, I had three tounges, but also have a peircing on the middle one-to turn into them REPLYING "I think I have an idea for the next part" AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR PEIRCING IS CANON FOR THE CHARACTER

DUDE THATS SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!

-EJ

Below the cut is the screenshots (without any identification to the series or either acc because thats for me sorry guys <3) of us commenting and the GRAND REVEAL

OP = Author of the story

Us = self explanatory

Welcome to the can of worms!!

About

This is a random blog that we made for posting things we like/relate to, this includes neurodiversity and disability, kpop groups, funny things in our head and more!

DNI

Basic DNI, Anti-endo

Feel free to interact if

You like K-Pop, you like Vocaloid, you like Kandi, if you like Genshin, if you like Creepypasta or Marble Hornets, if you are disabled and/or neurodiverse, queer, misce, or alterhuman (to be updated)

Fandoms

Stray kids, Enhypen, ATEEZ, Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, Vocaloid, Zelda, Genshin (to be updated)

Category tags

We have tags to categorize our posts now! We will add/delete them as necessary. We have already tagged the few posts we kept.

w0rmsy4ps - random things, yapper territory

0P3NTH3C4N - shower thoughts/random stuff that isn't exactly a yap but very interesting to my brain

H34dC4N0ns - headcanons

N3wc4ndr0p - ask being answered (may be accompanied by the yapper tag)

C4nw1thn0w0rm - just a post saying "hey!" Or something, like our pride month post

We are a system!

We are a system. We will not disclose our origins and do not plan to at any point. We may or may not sign our page with who's fronting, like I will at the end of this post. Some of us just perfer initials or emojis to sign off.

Thank you for coming!!

-Hyunjin (forgot to sign off)

Summary of my day so far :3

Went to the doctor to see if I was still lacking vitamin D

Left doctor and went to get a treat (because yes)

Got praised for my autistic traits (they don't know it's the tism on my side)

Got to daydream about my beloved

Stimmy all the way

Show my aunt a band

Go home and angry rant about a stupid rule change the day of an event

And now

Talk to my beloved baby all day

I love my baby (they tower over me)

-Han

Additional

Under the cut is the treat I had, it's a chocolate cupcake my aunt got me at a local business:3 it was very yummy

Our account has turned two years old today! I has no idea lol

-Innie

Hello chat how is your day?

I've just realized after many years of living that players in games with higher stats don't kill you when you're smaller because they have empathy and realize that you're just getting used to said game but instead because you just don't boost their stats because they're bigger.

Please allow me to sulk at this new discovery, I thought the bigger players just had a lot of empathy and made an unspoken truce with small players but it turns out it's just because you don't help them gain much.

-Felix

Does anyone actually know what to do when an eraser on a mechanical pencil runs out?

Like it flattens into the pencil completely like a normal pencil, right? Yeah!

BUT!!!

But then HOW do you insert the GRAPHITE????

I'm actually gonna EXPLODE A L L of my PENCILS end up running out of eraser and then I have to have my pencil SPIT into another pencils MOUTH!!

My pencils should not have to gay kiss like a mother bird giving vomit to its young for me to WRITE!!!

We need to teach pencils proper shit because they're gonna contract STDs from this BULLSHIT

-Cherri