Me When Taylor

need a compilation of everytime phil has talked about another man and then dan pops his personal space bubble and stares at him with death in his eyes

I really need tumblr to let me save in folders so I don't have scroll endlessly through my likes to find a fic

once you pledge to your OTP at 14 you can't go back. you have to ship phan forever

reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...

BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.

hey, so. if the fic is tagged with “dead dove: do not eat” don’t read it! you think after my 10 years on the internet i’d know that…….

I didn’t spend my entire summer finally feeling like an empowered woman and trading friendship bracelets with the girls and gays for Taylor to be the heterosexual poster child of the NFL; for her to be an accessory to a man who uses her name for clout and disrespects her grind by acting like he’s just as special as she is. The mere thought of Taylor’s name being included in locker room talk is actually so sickening and embarrassing. Taylor aligning herself with an organization that has closeted so many men and has a history of protecting men who are violent towards women is such a slap in the face. At least I know Barbie would NEVER date Travis Kelce.

me in 8th grade pretending i'm straight

There goes the StRAiGhTesT woman this town has ever seen 😍🌈❌