bxbiik - kirby
kirby

they/he/it • stupid is as stupid does • clownlover and monsterfucker

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Latest Posts by bxbiik - Page 6

6 years ago

me: can i go to the store with you?

my mom: no?

me: please?

my mom (thinking i said "why"): because-

me: mom i said please.

6 years ago

no one:

not a soul:

my school's air conditioning: A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH

6 years ago

ah, i get these kind of dream-like-things often. i feel like i've woken up, but then anything i touch/reach out to disappears. one time it looked like my mom walked in the room and she poofed as well then i woke up for a second time crying. what's up with that?

I thought I had a just woken up from a nightmare. When I opened my eyes, I saw an old man sitting on the edge of my bed, looking at me. I did not recognize him, but I didn’t feel particularly scared to see him there. I sat up in bed and reached out my arm to touch him and then suddenly he was gone, and I was awake sitting up in bed with my arm still reaching out.

6 years ago

my favorite improv game

k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).

me: *wails in dispair*

david: *laughing*

me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??

david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.

me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.

6 years ago

how do draw

easy! i show u how.

1. do a nose. should look a bit like this.

How Do Draw

2. do a mouth. nice mouth.

How Do Draw

3. make an eyeee.

How Do Draw

4. again. is okay if it don't look the same.

How Do Draw

5. name your child. all done!

How Do Draw

this is seth. seth gets aaall the ladies. pls support seth in his dream to be a model.

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