DM: The cart is crushing Fauchelevent. If it continues much longer, he will die.
Valjean: I want to lift the cart.
DM: … Roll strength.
Valjean: NAT 20. Plus 6.
DM: God. Okay. You start to lift the cart and inspire the townsfolk to help you. He is saved.
Javert: I ROLL INSIGHT -
Solas: okay, step one: don't get attached.
Lavellan: sweet talker
Solas: failed step one
Zevran: *fails to kill you*
Zevran: I roll to seduce the warden
Talk about a buzzkill.
Nissa’s Dad is the leader of an assassin guild... and she has every intention of carrying on the family business.
What job does your character have, if any?
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So, my friend sent me this… This is why Prompto always dies in battle.
The Object of My Affection 💝
“no, no, no, *dwarves* are art deco; elves are art noveau.”
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@luna-lobo
this is so true I’m so mad I didn’t realize that
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coming up with a fic idea: heck yeah
developing the idea: H E C K Y E A H
actually writing the idea: oh no
30+. Professional nerd. D&D trash. Hibernating fic writer.
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