“he Loves Me. He Does. I Think It’s Just A Wrong Kind Of Love Expression.” / “yeah, Ken. He Loves

TWIN PEAKS 2.13 "Checkmate"

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

I really love the idea that Ned thinks he’s a gentle parent but like….by northern standards. He’ll be like ah I remember what this was like I can’t be as harsh as my father…..boy hostage fetch my sword I have decided you children will watch me perform a beheading instead of the traditional bloodeagle. I know I know I’m getting soft in my old age (27)

Daniel, wake up. Your readers are calling me “poor little meow meow” on their online forum application. What do they mean by this, Daniel? You’ll recall it was Louis who meowed. Did you not tell them I am incredibly wealthy? One of them said I was “born in a cardboard box and left in the rain to die”. This is a patently untrue telling of my history. You’ve misrepresented me

i just find so funny that theon is so obssesed with being a proper greyjoy and what else when he's so clearly his mother's son, trapped in his little gothic story like a true harlaw. being the gothic heroine trapped with a monster in a haunted castle, just a guy in his jonathan harker era.

i feel like i've collected the infinity stones... the big three with my plushies... wow wow wow

she’s always just teasing in good faith with a good heart behind it because they’re friends, and she likes him, and he’s a dork and honestly so is she! and he’s never really had someone be nice to him like that, he’s so used to jokes being at his expense and too sharp and with veiled disdain behind them that it’s almost normal. so when Scully messes with him, says things like “must be an x-file” in response to his confusion, he visibly stalls.

— lu @swinging-stars-from-satellites

i’m not here.

Are you asking, Maitre? No, Arun. I'm not asking.

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