I’ve Found Him

NCT 127 when you don’t get it lifted:

Johnny when you don’t wakey-wakey:

NCT dream when you need their love:

WayV when you can’t hear it calling:

NCT U when you don’t open your eyes:

Mark when you think ya big boi throwin’ three stacks:

Not Louis just ignoring him because this kind of thing probably happens at least three times a day

210430 YANGYANG IG Story

If the short evil dude from shrek was a square...

Call that a farquaadrilateral

Japanese has these too! 「」 『』

They’re so fun I love them

I just found out about traditional chinese quotation marks and i love these fuckers so much

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

Renjun: theoretically, since living things want to stay that way, and being alive is the natural state of all things that can achieve it, all things that have lived should have some image, physical desire to do so again. therefore necromancy should be the easiest form of magic.

Jisung: what a good and not at all worrisome argument, of course you can borrow my shovel

I’m CACKLING, thank you

NCTzen-made memes are a different breed of chaos (part 1/?)

This has the same energy as when he was trying to flirt with the eyebrow on that 127 glamour video

If someone sends this to me I’ll marry them on the spot

Oh man I can’t wait for Mark Bee’s debut in NCT B

Damn don’t you just hate it when he does that

Get tf out of my pringles can

You can’t fool me Renjun, it’s you I’m afraid of not Jisung

I— don’t do drugs kids

Not @ how this is 100% something Mark would say and I heard this in his voice

AnD wHaT aBOuT iT

But can your kpop group’s lightstick tenderize meat??

Ahhh tysm for the tag 💚💚

Last song i listened to: Like This by Pentagon, my friend got me into them recently and they’re ✨✨. By the time I finish writing this it’s probably gonna be All For Love by WayV lmao

Last movie i watched: oh damn... i think it was Disney’s Raya and the Last Dragon??

Currently watching: Cobra Kai but i’m up to date on that until they make more episodes so i’d have to say The Owl House

Currently reading: What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera. it’s so cute and i sincerely recommend it. i’m also in the middle of about a million or so webtoons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Currently craving: watermelon (but when am i not??)

i’ll tag @cinnamonspice-everythingnice @redreindeerpants @crit-fail-every-time but ofc if you come across this and you’re like “fun” then i can’t do anything to stop you (except for angrily throwing watermelon at you, which you can just ignore honestly)

Catch up/Get to know me tag!

Thank you to  @maidollanganger for tagging me!

Last song I listened to: Low (by Todrick Hall)

Last movie I watched: The Old Guard :)

Currently Watching: nothing, unless featurefilm length video essays about shows i haven’t watched count

Currently reading: The Shadow Of Kyoshi by F. C. Lee

Currently craving: prouctivity xD

I’m tagging @imthatwannabeauthor @pendragyn @lunarcottoncandy @that-dumb-space-kid and anyone else who’d like to join in :D

Tag yourself I’m a mixture of Ten, Xiaojun and Sungchan

(all nct/or any unit hehe) u know this trend where ppl write abt who the members were written by? i want YOU to do this in your own version🤠🤠 take ur time btw!

I mean...they are all written by me but I think I am aware of what you are asking...

Taeil - written by a BuzzFeed content creator under threat of death.

Johnny - was written by Louis L'Amour after a three day bender in the middle of the Mojave Desert.

Taeyong - was written by a woman. But a woman post-divorce while she's trying to find herself again and needs an outlet for all of her hopes and dreams. Also she has an embarrassingly large collection of cat ears.

Yuta - written by an unhinged fangirl at 3:00am after binge watching Teen Wolf

Kun - was written by a STEM student after exam period is over and they still can't get their sleep schedule back on track

Doyoung - written by Jane Austen, but Jane Austen if she were alive today and watched a lot of true crime videos on YouTube.

Ten - was written by three cats in a trench coat, which is still not enough cats to fill out a trench coat and make it a believable human size

Jaehyun - was written by a sad Victorian child on his deathbed. The tuberculosis has finally taken him from us.

Winwin - was written by Stephen King

Jungwoo - was written about by the ancient civilisations he visited in his youth.

Lucas - was just written by someone very in love with life and completely ignorant of the existence of calculus

Mark - written by someone who was under immense deadline pressure and just needed someone to fill the standard love interest slot in their friends to lovers romance

Xiaojun - written by himself because that's the only way he'll be the main character.

Hendery - was written anonymously because no one wants to take the blame (credit?) for that.

Renjun - was written by an freelance content writer who refuses to take any criticism on anything because they are always correct.

Jeno - was written by a dog at the end of its rope

Haechan - was written by a man in a bar who sits in the corner with a whiskey and a laptop and tries his best to look mysterious but you can see the reflection of the Minecraft videos in the lenses of his glasses

Jaemin - was written by someone after falling into a k-hole in SoHo in the mid-90s

Yangyang - was written by a YouTuber who somehow got a book deal despite not being able to differentiate between there, their, and they're.

Shotaro - written by Nobel Literature prize winner Kazuo Ishiguro

Sungchan - was written by a nervous deer in an alternate universe where deer have thumbs

Chenle - was written entirely in wingdings by a drunk toddler

Jisung - was written by Chenle and edited out by himself

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