my summary of malevolent season 1:
john: ARTHUR WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
the score: [intensifies into a sudden, discordant drone with a clash of cymbals. something has arrived.]
arthur: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
you can pry alt Jon from my cold dead hands. along with tiny Jon and long-haired Jon.
Great eared nightjar
Another pic for @croik somewhat set in the Entangled series universe. I’ve always really loved the King in Yellow as a character fromt eh Lovecraft mythos, but Malevolent, and these fics in particular elevated him to blorbo status.
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The word bees explains its self
B E E S
There is a b and some ees
B E E S
Zedaph's latest episode is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
If you haven't seen it you're missing out on Zedaph and Grian loosing their minds for 2 hours trying to wrangle both an afk Tango and what quickly becomes like 20 shulkers? Who are also apparently Grian's children??
Featuring such gems as:
Grian: We've lost the shulker.
Zedaph: Excuse me?
Grian: He's- he's dead.
Zedaph: He's dead?
Grian: He's DEAD!
Zedaph: He's dead.
Grian: He's dead.
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Grian: These are my children and I have a responsibility to them.
*minutes later*
Zedaph: Are you still sure you don't want any of your children to, um...
Grian: *immediately starts stabbing shulkers* Yeah let's kill- no I- yeah- goodbye.
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Grian: Was this worth it Zed?
Zedaph: *without hesitation* No.
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Zedaph: *handing Grian a trophy* You can cry into that.
If you haven't watched it, you should. One of my new favorite episodes ever.
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice