Great Eared Nightjar

The word bees explains its self

B E E S

There is a b and some ees

B E E S

The brown has been yoinked

Zedaph's latest episode is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

If you haven't seen it you're missing out on Zedaph and Grian loosing their minds for 2 hours trying to wrangle both an afk Tango and what quickly becomes like 20 shulkers? Who are also apparently Grian's children??

Featuring such gems as:

Grian: We've lost the shulker.

Zedaph: Excuse me?

Grian: He's- he's dead.

Zedaph: He's dead?

Grian: He's DEAD!

Zedaph: He's dead.

Grian: He's dead.

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Grian: These are my children and I have a responsibility to them.

*minutes later*

Zedaph: Are you still sure you don't want any of your children to, um...

Grian: *immediately starts stabbing shulkers* Yeah let's kill- no I- yeah- goodbye.

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Grian: Was this worth it Zed?

Zedaph: *without hesitation* No.

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Zedaph: *handing Grian a trophy* You can cry into that.

If you haven't watched it, you should. One of my new favorite episodes ever.

My crab brethren

This post could’ve gone two ways but somehow it went both

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Ranboo: No

Tubbo :(

Ranboo *pulls out ring*: Best friends ‘forever’

Tubbo :D

The implication that Ranboo proposed to Tubbo is so funny because Tubbo would absolutely be totally oblivious

Ranboo: Hey Tubbo, yknow, I like you a lot...I think you’re a really good friend.

Tubbo: I think you’re a pretty good friend too, Ranboo!

Ranboo: But I was wondering if maybe you would want to be...a bit more than...just friends?

Tubbo: g a s p

Tubbo: Best friends?!