Funny Story About This Picture. So I Went With My Friend To A Mountain Place Called Bald Rock. It Was

Funny Story About This Picture. So I Went With My Friend To A Mountain Place Called Bald Rock. It Was

Funny story about this picture. So i went with my friend to a mountain place called bald rock. It was cool and got a lot of nice pictures but on the way out I was hanging off a little bridge thing for a picture of the stream. Yknow. As you do for pictures. And I saw this lady walk by in a (possibly) wedding dress and decided, this young woman looks amazing and so natural just like that so I’m gonna take a picture right now. And I did and don’t regret it at all because she looks great.

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6 years ago

klance goes to prom

-lance promposes to keith by asking an elaborate scavenger hunt involving all of their friends and secret letters with clues

at first keith is kind of complacent but then he gets into it 

keith: HI YES, “THE GREEN ONE”? ITS YOU PIDGE. IT IS YOU. I KNEW IT.

 pidge: yeah alright just take the card 

“here ye, here ye/love of mine/ take this card/ and think malign/ his hair his white /just like his culture/ go get this card/ from this coy vulture” 

keith: ITSDFJFCUKING LOTOR SDJFDF BYE 

-lance pulls out all the stops even though keith explicitly says not to 

lance: you don’t even want a corsage? 

keith: no lance, you don’t have to do that 

lance: [gets him a huge bouquet of lilies] 

keith: 

lance: what? 

lance: YOU SAID NO CORSAGE

-lance picks keith up in a limo (keith is mad) but his annoyance turns into a blush when lance starts screaming when he sees him walk out of his house 

lance: HOT DAMN HOT DAMN WOOOOOOOOO WOOOO THAT IS MY BOY, THAT IS MY MANS! 

keith: lance, stop

lance: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO LOOK SO CUTE THOUGH? 

-lance wears a red shirt and keith wears a blue one under fitting black sport coats, both of them have purple flowers pinned to their pockets 

-shiro starts crying when he’s taking their picture 

keith: shiro 

shiro: iM SORRY 

keith: just take the photo

shiro: IDONT KNOW HOW

-they show up ten minutes late because shiro literally can’t work an iphone 

-coran is a chaperone 

coran: lance! are you wearing gold eyeliner?

lance: congratulations coran you noticed before my boyfriend

keith: i didn’t even know eyeliner came in gold

-they literally cant take serious prom photos because they start snickering every time which turns into a fit of laughter because they’re 5 years old

the photographer, kolivan, is not impressed

keith: this one looks okay….

lance: your head is buried in my shoulder

keith:….its cute 

lance: i cant see your face. that literally could be anyone 

-the theme is space (because what are we, animals?), allura runs the prom-planning committee with her girlfriend nyma 

nyma: can we make a banner or that says “this is a gays event only”

allura: 

allura: no 

nyma: you thought about it for a second there

-they decorate the entire ceiling with little glowing stars and when keith and lance go out onto the dancefloor, lance looks up and notices. 

he gasps and keith looks at him, following his vision and then drawing it back down to his face so he can lose himself in the wonder of lance’s eyes and the softness of his expression 

lance, looking down: what?

keith: nothing 

lance: okay

keith: you’re just so beautiful 

lance: [grabs his face and kisses him hard]

-they are crowned prom kings even though they didn’t sign up

allura: i might have nominated you 

lance: well that’s just unfair because no one else could ever win against us 

and they couldn’t 

(acxa and ezor pretend not to be mad)

-lotor offers them his flask and keith hits it out of his hand 

keith: nice try satan, i want to remember this night forfuckingever

-they play “the time of my life” and lance gets up on the stage and does an entire lip-syncing performance 

keith: thats my boyfriend

hunk: are you surprised 

(acxa: are you sure he’s not drunk?) 

-when it ends, they’re too tired to go to an after party but not tired enough to go home, so allura, nyma, shay, and hunk all pile into keith and lance’s limo and they tell their driver, slav, to pick up pidge and shiro 

nyma: get in losers we’re getting ice cream 

-they go to dairy queen and strut in like fucking models, ordering one of those huge ice cream pizzas 

pidge: i feel underdressed 

shiro: im just happy you kids invited me out with you! 

keith: you’re 26 stop talking like you’re 90 

-they drop everyone off and when it’s just keith and lance, keith falls asleep on lance’s shoulder in the limo 

lance takes off his crown and kisses his hair, whispering “i love you” 

keith wraps his arms around lance’s waist and kisses his chest, snuggling into it

6 years ago

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

6 years ago

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

5 years ago

Need me some money

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

7 years ago

Hi, everybody! I have received several messages that mine animatic (Voltron) was blocked in several countries( and in my too ) therefore I load it here! Thanks to all who write pleasant words it is very important for me!!

7 years ago

Voltron Episodes I Need

- Body swap

- Musical

- One where the paladins figure out that Shiro is not the Real Shiro

- Keith’s family tree explained

- Actually, all of their families need to be talked about

- Space mall part 2

- more badass Allura

- More Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man

- More Shay(what happened to Shay?)

- Someone making a “Shiro is a six year old” joke

- Keith with a ponytail

- or Keith with a haircut

- but he has to cut his hair in a Mulan style badass montage with a sword

- The Return of Rover

- more paladin bonding time

- One where The Real Shiro returns

And finally:

- ONE WHERE KLANCE BECOMES CANON

Feel free to add more

5 years ago
“… Remind Me Again Why Am I Engaged To You.” [x]
“… Remind Me Again Why Am I Engaged To You.” [x]
“… Remind Me Again Why Am I Engaged To You.” [x]

“… remind me again why am I engaged to you.” [x]

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