HAH REAL

i found it. w h a t

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

real moment why are u here guy like go eat a leaf or smth

Therianthropy is so funny. Who let this creature into the house. Why is he making pasta

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

NOW CAN WE GET THE IN DEPTH BLUKI OPINION😨🧐🧐

Bluki is THE doomed yaoi. Even tho like.. yukis Aro. Baylie is also insane now ig guys so idek now domt ask me. the more racist they are the more gay they are for eachother. baylie is mildly obsessed with Yuki, and yuki is just a little shit who definitely got frewky with baylie at least once

so Chrys canonically being a himbo, naturally, is also dyslexic :3

some sketch art for the pook, of my character Connie (long brown hair on the right of the top panel) and their character Jericho, (spiky buns, left of the top panel) its based on the song Death Cup by Mom Jeans, because thats so Conicho(ship name) Anyways go check out the pook @dual-poet-identity their awesome and draw and write on their alt @behindscenes-identity

omg yes i need that so bad😭

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

mb chat for not posting my ootd recently, ive had some bad outfits so i decided to not show the interwebs them, but dw gang i have one today and i will show *eventually*

im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails