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billford (im indulging rn cuz i found cool art)

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

i need this in my life

Why did you beat me with a belt

what you talking about i wasnt even around bro i was getting the milk

this is a new(sorta?) oc i just drew. MR CØF1EE, aka Mr. Coffee. Theres some slight lore to him? Rant but if u dont wanna read just look at cool art :)

Mr. Coffee originally was a lego character i made from scraps i had, a robot from a Lego Movie set, a harry potter hair, and some random legs. Then i kinda got obsessed. I made him cars out of legos, i gave him a little coffee cup, and he soon became the mayor of this town i had as a kid with all of my toys. I was like 8 at the time. He eventually got broken and lost by my little brother (😒😒😒) but i made a NEW ONE out of a random blank orange head, i drew on a face, a yellow construction helmet, some minecraft zombie arms, and random body pieces. I drew the old version, i plan to draw the new version sometime soon :) but im hoping i can make some lore for this little dude, i already have some ideas cooking. Maybe you can see some in the drawing heh 😈. but yeah i might go on rants here and there about him. even though i already have so many ocs and universes and theres to many to keep track of atp... whats the harm in another universe? i mean i technically created it before the other ones? lol anyways thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk about anxiety coffee filled robot man.

So i write poetry sometimes but its shitty but idc yall get to read it because i said so its my blog :33

Immortal Dreams

What do gods dream of?

Do they dream of humanity?

or the beauty of life

and the silence of death?

do they wish they could feel the earth

instead of watching from above?

or do they not dream

of the life they have missed

instead gods dream of gold flowing rivers

and silver lined leaves

with shining skies of generations

are they still there dreaming

when they rest their head

on feather soft pillows

do they dream of what it is to love?

or how to be loved more by others

maybe gods do not dream at all.

they do not sleep

only watch and wait and wait

watching the skies they control pass

century after century

and no wrinkle lines their face

but if they did?

would it be of love?

of what experiences they will never have?

or of everything they already do

gods do not dream

but what if they did?

but god have dreamers

while they watch and wait and wait

they watch the dreams of children

and the dreams of wives

and the dreams of soldiers

Gods know what it is like to be human

they live through our dreams

our hopes and our love and our death

gods do not dream

but we do.

- A mortal poet

STOP ITS DO THEM BUT STOP 😭

I don't know how to explain it, but I need a billford freak to confirm my thoughts that this is them LOL

im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

you ever feel that deep ache in your chest and it feels like you can’t breathe and you’re not sure what’s real or fake and you’re not sure if you’re alive anymore and you feel so intensely empty and like a void is inside of you you just feel so reckless wanting to do something anything to fill that black hole in your chest and you just might try to run away or cvt or even expire yourself idk guys i’m just rambling

I am unlovable. I should just isolate forever. Nobody can love me I hurt everyone I love. I will never leave this house again. Every time i think everything’s going fine I ruin it somehow. Maybe I should just kill myself.

OMG THIS TOOK ME SOooo LoNg! I’M SORRY FOR ThE LOnG wAIT GUyS!!! 😫😫