I Ordered These Off Etsy Yesterday. I Desperately Didn't Need Anymore Oversized Black Tees But I Mean.

GETA & CARACALLA — MAMA I'M CHASING A GHOST.

That bald bitch kinda freaky

hey guys what does the tag "laugh rule" mean? Because I always interpret it as "this is funny. Laugh pesant!!! Laugh I say!" and I'm not sure if it means that.

got a new pen :-)

Saying a post should have 10k on most social media: Haha, that’s so sweet of y’all to say!

Saying a post should have 10k on tumblr: you arrogant fool! How dare you cast this curse upon me? Dost thou cast thine bloodline against my own? Nay I say this shall never occur. Never!

please tag your most obscure blorbo

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Horse figure of the day: Stig Lindberg Horse

Ok but with the lucius thing, what if Lucilla, who has finally been allowed outside after agreeing to the emperors' terms, decides to go for a walk around Rome and sees the Numidians coming in, and just stares at the cart, recognising one of the Numidians and not knowing why. She also doesn't know why he is staring back.

Anyway, smash cut to that one fight before the coliseum, Lavina's there (bc of course she is... idk), and she just realises that its her son. Maybe Geta or Caracalla catch on too (or by the very least acacius)? I honestly don't know.

unhinged concept (I'm entering that stage): Lucilla actually does adopt Geta and Caracalla which ruins Acacius's life but also makes him their step-father and they finally get an actual father figure who teaches them how the fuck to hold swords and not be the worst people ever.

and we just cancel Macrinus entirely, which, I don't know what the hell happens to Lucius but that's someone else's unhinged concept to worry about.

And we put Caracalla on a leash because the boy cannot behave. That's no way to treat your mother

do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything