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IT’S AN HONOR TO TRAVEL & PERFORM ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD. SHOUT OUT TO NAMJOON & JUNGKOOK FROM @BTS_TWT FOR ROLLING THRU.TIL NEXT TIME 🇰🇷
Slytherin Common Room
(requested by @murasaki-hina)
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Oml
#1 ON TRENDING BABYYYY
literalmente
me waiting for the next hyperfixation to consume me and give me renewed inspiration and purpose in life:
170901 Jimin’s Tweet
얼마전까지 교복입던 정국이 벌써😂😂 생일 축하한다 #꾸기생일ᄎᄏ #JIMIN #HAPPYBIRTHDAY
Jungkookie who wore a school uniform until just a while ago [He’s] already😂😂 Happy Birthday #HappyBdayKkookie #JIMIN #HAPPYBIRTHDAY [Video]: JK - Excuse me~ HS - Jungkookie is buying!
Trans cr: Kylie @ allforbts © Please take credit when taking out
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
FP: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Fangs: ...I did. I broke it.
FP: No. No you didn't. Jughead?
Jughead: Don't look at me. Look at Toni.
Toni: What?! I didn't break it.
Jughead: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Toni: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jughead: Suspicious.
Toni: No it's not!
Sweet Pea: If it matters, probably not, but Cheryl was the last one to use it.
Cheryl: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Sweet Pea: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cheryl: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sweet Pea!
Fangs: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, FP.
FP: No! Who broke it!?
Toni: FP...Betty's been awfully quiet.
Betty: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
*later*
FP: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
six feet under // the weeknd.