Serpents And Recreation

Serpents and Recreation

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

FP: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Fangs: ...I did. I broke it.

FP: No. No you didn't. Jughead?

Jughead: Don't look at me. Look at Toni.

Toni: What?! I didn't break it.

Jughead: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Toni: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jughead: Suspicious.

Toni: No it's not!

Sweet Pea: If it matters, probably not, but Cheryl was the last one to use it.

Cheryl: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sweet Pea: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Cheryl: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sweet Pea!

Fangs: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, FP.

FP: No! Who broke it!?

Toni: FP...Betty's been awfully quiet.

Betty: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

*later*

FP: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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