If Tumblr Dies You Can Find Me Acting On My Best Behaviour Turn Your Back On Mother Nature Everybody

Let’s be shown off by mama

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎

in all fairness i like mugler alien but this is pretty accurate. it does smell like strange woman on plane and 2008 jazz man ex.

i thought you guys were cherrypicking fragrantica reviews but they really are all like this

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

USA TODAY

Dye in Doritos used in experiment that, like a 'magic trick,' created see-through mice

Tartrazine, a dye used in making Doritos, has a light-absorbing quality that researchers used to apply to mice so they could see through the

oh, to be a transparent rat...

body horror? i hardly know 'er!

[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]

officer, put that guy on e.

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

ive been crying for the past 30 minutes over solenodons. look at them. some facts btw- they are venomous, they have remained relatively unchanged for 76 million years, and they are endangered which is so fucked up genuinely why would anything hurt them, i love them so so much why are they so small their eyes are like dots wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh