YEAH THERE IS AND IT'S A BABY!!!!!! :( A SMALL FRIEND!!!!

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

fucked up that sore throat make your ears hurt too...my voice has been taken and yet the suffering will not halt...

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

Scully and Mulder are t4t and are also both Autistic <3

a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate (throws up and dies)