Scully And Mulder Are T4t And Are Also Both Autistic

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

Source: Associated Press

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

hey what about the cool things you know /genq

thank you so much for asking!!! i couldn’t decide what one to say so here’s three cool things i know

1. silphium is the name of an ancestor of the modern vegetable, fennel. it was used as a birth-control in ancient rome, but was driven to extinction, mostly due to being grazed upon by livestock. you also may hear some claims that it was a perfect magical side-effect free wonder-plant, but that’s just speculation and should not be taken as accurate. it’s still really cool to me though, it was so important to the time that it appeared on coins like this one ⬇️

2. the slow loris is the only venomous primate. its venom is a combination of the the more mild venom in its saliva and the more intense venom that it secretes from its forearms, it licks its forearms to create more intense than either of them. if a slow loris was to bite your hand it would hurt like hell and make your arm go numb, in some cases it has been known to kill, though mostly bc of anaphylactic shock. they also have no tail which makes them look really silly to me, little fella below ⬇️

3. moons of jupiter are named after jupiter/zeus’s children (and/)or lovers. there are 57 named moons (excluding names like “jupiter LIV" bc come on that doesnt count) and 97 confirmed moons in total. you can tell which moons are retrograde bc they end in “e”. prograde moons will end in “a” or “o”. the 4 largest of the moons are called the galilean moons bc galileo observed them, they are the most well known ones. those four are io, callisto, ganymede, and europa. i like europa bc it has a frozen over ocean and was the first one i ever learned about so here’s a picture of that below, mostly to fulfil my desire for consistency ⬇️

also keep in mind this was all of the top of my head, i double checked some things but mostly i was just remembering so take it all with a grain of salt, if something seems incorrect it might be. anyway that’s some cool things :) thanks for asking!!

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

i made my sister a fursona and mildly redesigned mine :) she's the purple angel cat and im the tasmanian devil, together we are silly little creatures :3

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.