Whenever A Song Says "carry On" I Hear "carrion" And Then I Start Thinking About Vultures

i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.

i need sam to beat john winchester with a folding chair.

on my resume i claim i am "honest and friendly" which is true but i am also a bitch and i love lying

Oh... [twirls hair] ...I wish there was an autistic person willing to explain the life cycle of salmon to me ...[bats eyelashes]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

if you are making soup and you think “hmm i wish this soup looked a bit more silly” you can make it blue. they can’t stop you. make that soup blue.

every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.

new he would not fucking say that: they would not fucking have a parent-child relationship