Could Eve Be Our Idol, Could She Lead Us Through The Light?

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.

they call me microplastics the way im in all sorts of places i am not meant to be

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this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.

6 hours; 2 of those were spent on this hair

more: parker / eliot

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

some drawtectives art i made! i plan on doing all the main characters eventually but for now here's the boys :)

quicksand is an omnipresent threat