'Therd Only 2 Sexes..? "

"the internet is so big, all the information in the world is at your fingertips" yeah except for the information i am looking for such as "whats the normal amount of joint pain at my age". at least i can look at photos of creatures

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

one day i will reach my true form of an old man who tells bizarre stories to people and around half of them will be lies

things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.

“As Céline Dion is trending, take a minute to remember her namesake, the endangered solenodon”

— New Scientist

perhaps a comedically large mallet to the head will save me

why would you be pessimistic about the world when you could watch nausicaä?

I just started watching X Files for the first time and I’ve decided to headcanon that Mulder is transmasc nonbinary because what cis person is named “Fox”