[twirls My Hair And Sighs Longingly] I Want A Sparring Partner

officer, put that guy on e.

im on so much caffine rn bc i handed my resume to a bunch of cafes and my default formula is to get something from the cafev when i do that so it seems more genuine or sonemthing idk. but i could only think of black coffeee each time. anywsy i can hear my blood. this is like ho w. edgar allen poe died

expiriencing masculine urges (maternal instincts)

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

@leathercircuits you are the realest motherfucker of them all

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate (throws up and dies)

enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god

i am experiencing a negative aftermath from the states of consciousness speedrun

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....