Perhaps Hot To Go By Chappell Roan And Cheap Energy Drink Will Save My Soul

forgot to eat bc i was too busy contacting nasa to get them to fix a mistake i noticed on their website

Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that

bc i dont eat horses????

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

having adhd is all fun and games until you forget to eat because you are too busy sharpening your axe

i’m not a “twink”, i’m a freak of nature

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everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.