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Dedication at its finest.
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
Congratulation to @pixlpit coming out . This calls for celebratory fanart Ow<
Do you ever just want to wrap the lesbian flag around you like a cape and run around the house like an LGBTQ superhero? That's me as I write the very post you see before your eyes.
Why am I sitting here with my earphones in but no music is playing? It's because for some reason my Spotify closed and it won't reopen. Send help.
I couldnt post it on tumblr properly so I had to post it on youtube but the new MarkiplierTV
@bellofshitposts
Just reblogging because I love this AU and o jeez look at the time. I don't know what it says cause I'm not wearing my glasses. This is probably spelt right....
Jacksepticeye Gemilus AU Master-Post
General Info
Gemilus
Aura
Species/Races
Humans
Elves
Fairies
DAY 15
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
You're gonna need more paper...
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
I don't have money, but I'll help spread the word.
———-> Go Fund Me Here! ——-> Imgur pictures of Rick and Maddy in the hospital. I know there a bunch of GofundMe campaigns on tumblr, but this one is for a Pumpkin Team member. I don’t believe in just asking for things and not getting anything in return. So I’m offering added game content for gold release, and I’ll write in your tumblr name on a pumpkin card and send it to them if you reblog this. Rick is very badly burnt, especially his fingers and he is now disabled. His dog also got some of her paws and legs burnt, but it would have been worst if he hadn’t gone back in the house to save her not once but many times. Also this was an arson fire. Money helps of course because if you live in America you know how expensive healthcare is (a financial death sentence pretty much). They also lost all of their belongs, Rick does not even have his ID. The person who you are helping is the first person I contacted when Pumpkin Online was only an idea and I had no idea what the hell I was doing. We would not be here had it not been for this guy, so I’m doing my best to help his family. I am also kind of poor but I still donated $40 myself so if you have anything please thanks. THANK YOU!
Don't mind me, I'm just having my gayest panic ever.
I've only seen this in screenshots.
Silent in brilliant post. (What's the opposite of bell?)
No that's a sandwich. Scoliosis is when you give something up for greater good.
Explaining your scoliosis is a twisted back story
In case it wasn’t clear…
"Wilford put down the gun." Jackie says, his hand on King's back.
"My poor fuzzy friend..." King sobs, holding a small, lifeless squirrel. Wilford rolls his eyes. "You have plenty of squirrels King. Anyway, it's not like I was aiming for it."
King sniffles as Anti appears. "What's happening here?" He asks.
"Nothing that I need you to be involved in. Anyway, I've just about wrapped this up." Jackie states, blocking Anti off. "There was nothing to wrap up Pajamaboyman. It was an accident. Simple as that." Wilford waves his gun around as he talks. Jackie tenses.
"My name is Jackieboyman."
"Yeah. Yeah. Whatever."
Jackie turns to King. "Why don't you go and prepare for the funeral? I'm sure it's what the squirrels would want." King nods solemnly. "They would want to say goodbye to Mr Fuzzy-wuzzy." King stands up and heads into the woods, his head hung low.
"And as for you..." Jackie began, turning to Anti. "You should be in Dark's office."
"How do you know that?"
"Dark told me to tell him if I caught you outside of the office." He pulls out a walkie-talkie and presses the button. "Dark. He's out."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Anti watches Dark leave the room. Dark knew that locking the door wouldn't do anything to stop Anti as he could just glitch away. He locked it anyway.
Anti stared out of the window. He could see Wilford shooting wildly on the golf course, Jackieboyman is desperately trying to get him to stop and The king of the Squirrels was kneeling on the floor.
'That looks way more fun than sitting here bored.' He grins. 'I can deal with some starved mutts."
Anti glitches away and reappears on the golf course.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Marvin mutters to himself quietly as the egos filed out of the room. He was so sure that he performed the cloaking spell right. Just how sensitive was Bing? And surely if it had affected Bing it would've affected Google as well. Marvin needed to talk to an expert.
Unfortunately, Marvin didn't know many experts so he ended up talking to Dr. Schneeplestein. "Ah Marvin! My favourite magician. Vat can I do for you?" Shneep invites Marvin to sit down.
"Do you know anything about Androids?" He asks.
"Do I look like an engineer to you? I am a 100% qualified human doctor."
"Right. But say if one of them needed fixing. Who would they go to?" Marvin asked.
"vow someone iz a curious kitty. Your best bet vould be to azk one of them. Azk Bing or zomething." The doctor stands up and heads to the door to open it. He pushes Marvin out of the door. "Now if you are quite done, I have a meeting with Dr Iplier soon."
"But-"
"None of ze buts! Out! Unless you plan on wasting more of my time."
"Well in that case..." Marvin pushes past Shneep and sits back down. Shneep sighs and sits down also. "Vat else could you possibly vant to tell me?" Marvin smiles. "Nothing. I just wanted to piss you off."
Marvin darts out of the room with a particularly angry-looking Schneeplestein following behind him.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"Like you're any better." Anti grumbles.
"What was that?"
"I said like you're any better. Getting super protective over what people find out, scheming things and how could I forget to mention the weird laughing you do with Bing and JJ when you leave the meeting room!" Anti yells.
Dark gasps then smirks "Are you jealous Anti?"
"No." Anti crosses his arms and pouts. 'he really does just act like a little kid.' Marvin thought.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"Like you're any better." Anti grumbles.
"What was that?"
"I said like you're any better. Getting super protective over what people find out, scheming things and how could I forget to mention the weird laughing you do with Bing and JJ when you leave the meeting room!" Anti yells.
Dark gasps then smirks "Are you jealous Anti?"
"No." Anti crosses his arms and pouts. 'he really does just act like a little kid.' Marvin thought.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"Can't a group of egos just relax in the attic in peace?" Marvin asks. "We haven't done anything."
"Hey Google." Dark says and Google goes Rigid. "Display search history."
A holographic screen appears in front of Google, showing everything that had been searched in the previous hour.
Anti and Marvin watch as Dark scrolls through the search history.
"You know it's funny." Dark begins.
"What?"
"A large burst of magic caused Bing to glitch out and I'm sure it was coming from up here."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"Is the spell done yet?" Anti asks. The group had moved to a more 'secure' location called the attic.
"I think I see Bing and Jameson." Marvin says, his eyes glowing a neon blue. "But where's Dark?"
"What are they doing?"
"Making some sort of list..."
"Can you see what it says?"
"there is a LOT of alcohol. Are they hosting some sort of party?"
Without warning, Google burst into the room. "We need to get out of here. Dark's coming and he is very upset."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Both Anti and Google hated the fact that they share a common goal. They both wanted to know what Dark, Bing and Jameson were planning, but lacked a way to do so.
Google and Anti sit in the lounge, both thinking deeply.
"Isn't this exciting." Marvin says walking into the room.
"If you're going to interrupt us, you can leave." Google states, giving Marvin a degrading look.
Anti's eyes light up as if he had a brilliant idea. He shoots up and puts his hands on Marvin's shoulders. "You have a spying spell right?" He asks.
"Yes?"
Google stands up. "I think I see what you're getting at. Is there a way we can cloak your spells?"
"Yes?"
Google and Anti smile at each other. "Brilliant."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
'this is going to take a long time.' he thinks to himself as he reads the book titles.
Jameson had luckily lost Marvin before he made it to the library. He knew that if Marvin had caught up with him, Jameson wouldn't have been able to keep the secret.
'500 ways to tame squirrels... No. Titulum Libri... No.'
He heard a door open. Panicking, Jameson slides down the ladder and hides behind a nearby bookcase.
The shadow rounds the corner. Luckily it was only Chica.
'Hello.' he signs. 'please don't tell the others that I'm here.' Chica borfs and lays on the floor. 'good doggy.' he smiles and re-climbs the ladder.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"I'm fine." Google brushes himself off. "I feel as though I might want to get out of here though. Dark may come back for me."
The pair head to the kitchen where the Jims are sitting in the dark, with a Ouija board. "Not this again..." Google mutters as he turns on the light.
"Hey! Turn it back off!" Cameraman Jim yells. "Quiet Jim! You'll scare away the demons!" Reporter Jim hits Cameraman Jim in the arm. "But the lights are on now!"
"I hear the basement is the best place for demons bruh. It's demon city in there." Bing tells them. Cameraman Jim looks at Bing in fear while Reporter Jim smiles eagerly. "Grab the board Jim! TO THE BASEMENT!!"
"No wait-"
Google closed the door behind them and sat at the kitchen counter with Bing. "So how are things with you and Chase?" He asks. "Is he still fighting for custody of his children?" "Unfortunately, the fight continues dude. At least he gets to see them during the holidays."
The Androids sit in silence for a while. Google finally speaks up. "So what was the meeting about?"
Bing sighs. "I can't tell ya man. Dark made us swear not to tell." Google frowns.
"But surely I can be trusted with this sort of info-"
"I can't tell you."
"But-"
"Google!" Bing stands up. "I said I can't tell you! Let it go!" Bing heads for the door, says "Let me know when you've moved on from obsessing over this." And leaves the room.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
"We were just... Passing." Anti says
"On the floor?" Dark asks raising an eyebrow at Anti and Google who were knocked back by the door opening.
"Yes...?"
"It's not cool to lie bro." Bing shakes his head and heads down the corridor.
'Not chilled at all...' Jameson signs at Marvin and heads the other way. "No. Jamie wait-" Marvin stands up and runs after Jameson.
"I don't take kindly to eavesdroppers."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Anti is pissed. He had just watched an incredibly happy Jameson Jackson walk into the meeting room after Dark and... Bing? "A weird combination for a meeting" he thought to himself as he tries to get a view inside the meeting room.
As he creeps past the door, Anti trips. "Hey what the f-" a hand went over Anti's mouth as Google shushes him. "I'm trying to listen." He whispers.
Both Ego's put their ears to the door and listened in. The voices were muffled. "-so we're in agreement-" one voice says.
"What are you doing?"
They turn to face the new voice who had caught them spying. Marvin is standing over the two sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. "Darkiplier called BING instead of me for a meeting of high importance and I'm determined to find out what it is about." Google hisses as he puts his eye to the lock. "And you?" Marvin gestures to Anti.
"Why should I tell you?" Anti asks narrowing his eyes at Marvin.
"I'm nosy." Marvin sits down on the other side of the corridor with his legs crossed. "Couldn't you just sneak in there and possess JJ?" He asks.
"No I can't do that Dark can..." Realisation struck Anti. "... Sense me. Shit."
The meeting door opens.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Just doing my duty
Did I meme right?
:/
