Why Am I Sitting Here With My Earphones In But No Music Is Playing? It's Because For Some Reason My Spotify

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Marvin mutters to himself quietly as the egos filed out of the room. He was so sure that he performed the cloaking spell right. Just how sensitive was Bing? And surely if it had affected Bing it would've affected Google as well. Marvin needed to talk to an expert.

Unfortunately, Marvin didn't know many experts so he ended up talking to Dr. Schneeplestein. "Ah Marvin! My favourite magician. Vat can I do for you?" Shneep invites Marvin to sit down.

"Do you know anything about Androids?" He asks.

"Do I look like an engineer to you? I am a 100% qualified human doctor."

"Right. But say if one of them needed fixing. Who would they go to?" Marvin asked.

"vow someone iz a curious kitty. Your best bet vould be to azk one of them. Azk Bing or zomething." The doctor stands up and heads to the door to open it. He pushes Marvin out of the door. "Now if you are quite done, I have a meeting with Dr Iplier soon."

"But-"

"None of ze buts! Out! Unless you plan on wasting more of my time."

"Well in that case..." Marvin pushes past Shneep and sits back down. Shneep sighs and sits down also. "Vat else could you possibly vant to tell me?" Marvin smiles. "Nothing. I just wanted to piss you off."

Marvin darts out of the room with a particularly angry-looking Schneeplestein following behind him.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

every dreamsmp character feels like they’re from an entirely different video game and they all just accidentally got put into minecraft

So I collected a whole bunch of screenshots from Bob's confession.

Is it just me or does that one with no signal on it look like the logo he had during that creepy positivity time period?

Just a thought.

fiddled with an old edit that i never originally posted 

i feel like this would happen regularly…

No that's a sandwich. Scoliosis is when you give something up for greater good.

Explaining your scoliosis is a twisted back story

I couldnt post it on tumblr properly so I had to post it on youtube but the new MarkiplierTV 

@bellofshitposts

Anti watches Dark leave the room. Dark knew that locking the door wouldn't do anything to stop Anti as he could just glitch away. He locked it anyway.

Anti stared out of the window. He could see Wilford shooting wildly on the golf course, Jackieboyman is desperately trying to get him to stop and The king of the Squirrels was kneeling on the floor.

'That looks way more fun than sitting here bored.' He grins. 'I can deal with some starved mutts."

Anti glitches away and reappears on the golf course.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'