I NEED MORE.

@markiplier stream chat be like:

i feel like this would happen regularly…

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Just doing my duty

Did I meme right?

Google giggles to himself maniacally. "Google?!" Dark asks again. More urgently this time. "I-i'm *bzzt* gonna *bzzt* steal *bzzt bzzt* the c-crown jewels!" Google says, his body jerking with every bzzt. Both Anti and Dark look at Google in surprise. Despite him being homicidal, he was always the more sensible ego.

Dark's surprise was almost immediately replaced with anger. "What. Did. You. Do?" Dark asks through gritted teeth. His aura flares. "It was just a prank!" Anti says quickly. "A prank? Look at him- where did he go?" Dark interrupted himself. Google was long gone.

[The Start of My RP with @bellofshitposts ]

Anti was not expecting this little prank to backfire so severely.

He was simply bored that morning and went over to the Iplier Manor. Maybe nobody considers him to be a friend, but the Ipliers will at least tolerate his presence most days. He knew he wanted to prank someone, wanted to get a good laugh out of seeing their anger and annoyance. But when none of his usual victims seemed to be around, Anti went for the next best option; Google. He'd used his teleportation abilities to glitch right through the bot, tying up a few wires and putting a few things out of place, ya know, the usual stuff. When he comes out on the other side however, Google is clearly..not able to fix himself as easily as he normally would.

And to make matters even worse, while Anti's on the floor right in front of a glitching out Google, Dark comes downstairs, having just left a meeting. Anti tries so desperately to vanish, but alas, Dark uses his powers to grab Anti before he can teleport off. Dark literally grabs Anti by the collar of his shirt and scowls at him with disgust, looking between the wretched little demon and his corrupted robot housemate.

"Google?" Dark audibly questions, still holding Anti off the ground and resisting the urge to choke him.

fiddled with an old edit that i never originally posted 

"Wilford put down the gun." Jackie says, his hand on King's back.

"My poor fuzzy friend..." King sobs, holding a small, lifeless squirrel. Wilford rolls his eyes. "You have plenty of squirrels King. Anyway, it's not like I was aiming for it."

King sniffles as Anti appears. "What's happening here?" He asks.

"Nothing that I need you to be involved in. Anyway, I've just about wrapped this up." Jackie states, blocking Anti off. "There was nothing to wrap up Pajamaboyman. It was an accident. Simple as that." Wilford waves his gun around as he talks. Jackie tenses.

"My name is Jackieboyman."

"Yeah. Yeah. Whatever."

Jackie turns to King. "Why don't you go and prepare for the funeral? I'm sure it's what the squirrels would want." King nods solemnly. "They would want to say goodbye to Mr Fuzzy-wuzzy." King stands up and heads into the woods, his head hung low.

"And as for you..." Jackie began, turning to Anti. "You should be in Dark's office."

"How do you know that?"

"Dark told me to tell him if I caught you outside of the office." He pulls out a walkie-talkie and presses the button. "Dark. He's out."

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

"Like you're any better." Anti grumbles.

"What was that?"

"I said like you're any better. Getting super protective over what people find out, scheming things and how could I forget to mention the weird laughing you do with Bing and JJ when you leave the meeting room!" Anti yells.

Dark gasps then smirks "Are you jealous Anti?"

"No." Anti crosses his arms and pouts. 'he really does just act like a little kid.' Marvin thought.

//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //

Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.

"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"

'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'

Kathryn and Wilfords friendship

Shitpost for today also reblogs are appreciated!

I wasn't expecting to be sad so early into the day.

CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3