Google Giggles To Himself Maniacally. "Google?!" Dark Asks Again. More Urgently This Time. "I-i'm *bzzt*
Google giggles to himself maniacally. "Google?!" Dark asks again. More urgently this time. "I-i'm *bzzt* gonna *bzzt* steal *bzzt bzzt* the c-crown jewels!" Google says, his body jerking with every bzzt. Both Anti and Dark look at Google in surprise. Despite him being homicidal, he was always the more sensible ego.
Dark's surprise was almost immediately replaced with anger. "What. Did. You. Do?" Dark asks through gritted teeth. His aura flares. "It was just a prank!" Anti says quickly. "A prank? Look at him- where did he go?" Dark interrupted himself. Google was long gone.
[The Start of My RP with @bellofshitposts ]
Anti was not expecting this little prank to backfire so severely.
He was simply bored that morning and went over to the Iplier Manor. Maybe nobody considers him to be a friend, but the Ipliers will at least tolerate his presence most days. He knew he wanted to prank someone, wanted to get a good laugh out of seeing their anger and annoyance. But when none of his usual victims seemed to be around, Anti went for the next best option; Google. He'd used his teleportation abilities to glitch right through the bot, tying up a few wires and putting a few things out of place, ya know, the usual stuff. When he comes out on the other side however, Google is clearly..not able to fix himself as easily as he normally would.
And to make matters even worse, while Anti's on the floor right in front of a glitching out Google, Dark comes downstairs, having just left a meeting. Anti tries so desperately to vanish, but alas, Dark uses his powers to grab Anti before he can teleport off. Dark literally grabs Anti by the collar of his shirt and scowls at him with disgust, looking between the wretched little demon and his corrupted robot housemate.
"Google?" Dark audibly questions, still holding Anti off the ground and resisting the urge to choke him.
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Anti is pissed. He had just watched an incredibly happy Jameson Jackson walk into the meeting room after Dark and... Bing? "A weird combination for a meeting" he thought to himself as he tries to get a view inside the meeting room.
As he creeps past the door, Anti trips. "Hey what the f-" a hand went over Anti's mouth as Google shushes him. "I'm trying to listen." He whispers.
Both Ego's put their ears to the door and listened in. The voices were muffled. "-so we're in agreement-" one voice says.
"What are you doing?"
They turn to face the new voice who had caught them spying. Marvin is standing over the two sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. "Darkiplier called BING instead of me for a meeting of high importance and I'm determined to find out what it is about." Google hisses as he puts his eye to the lock. "And you?" Marvin gestures to Anti.
"Why should I tell you?" Anti asks narrowing his eyes at Marvin.
"I'm nosy." Marvin sits down on the other side of the corridor with his legs crossed. "Couldn't you just sneak in there and possess JJ?" He asks.
"No I can't do that Dark can..." Realisation struck Anti. "... Sense me. Shit."
The meeting door opens.
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
It's like the world's most elaborate Rick roll
Do you love the color of the sky?
Inspired by @lady-raziel ‘s post cause let’s face it, this is basically the Skyrim meme
Ok, so crack theory time.
We've all seen the latest "Markiplier is not real" videos and noticed that something interesting is going to reveal itself soon. But I was thinking... Mark posted a shit ton of stuff after you-know-what ended. But what if we haven't been watching Mark at all? What if the being we're watching took the real Mark? And what if... The being that took Mark in the first place was the being we called... Annus? I think that Mark has somehow upset Annus and if Ethan is not careful he could do the same.
This was just a small thought I had while watching the confessions.
Just doing my duty
Did I meme right?
i feel like this would happen regularly…
Both Anti and Google hated the fact that they share a common goal. They both wanted to know what Dark, Bing and Jameson were planning, but lacked a way to do so.
Google and Anti sit in the lounge, both thinking deeply.
"Isn't this exciting." Marvin says walking into the room.
"If you're going to interrupt us, you can leave." Google states, giving Marvin a degrading look.
Anti's eyes light up as if he had a brilliant idea. He shoots up and puts his hands on Marvin's shoulders. "You have a spying spell right?" He asks.
"Yes?"
Google stands up. "I think I see what you're getting at. Is there a way we can cloak your spells?"
"Yes?"
Google and Anti smile at each other. "Brilliant."
//The start of my RP with @bellofshitposts //
Dark paces back and forth across the meeting room floor for a moment, his head held high and his gaze focused on nothing in particular as he thinks to himself. "Gentleman, I want to start off by thanking you for meeting with me on such short notice." He says, turning to face the other two men in the room with his hands behind his back.
"Hey, Hey, it's no problem at all!" Bingiplier smirks as he replies enthusiastically. "When you sent the email, I got pretty excited!"
'So did I!' Jameson signs with a grin upon his face. He claps his hands together. 'I hope everything goes according to plan. This could be so much fun!'
Don't mind me, I'm just having my gayest panic ever.
Just reblogging because I love this AU and o jeez look at the time. I don't know what it says cause I'm not wearing my glasses. This is probably spelt right....
Jacksepticeye Gemilus AU Master-Post
General Info
Gemilus
Aura
Species/Races
Humans
Elves
Fairies
Kathryn and Wilfords friendship
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