Beetleeetleeetle - Stronger Than A Worm

my boss comes up to me and goes “do you want a passover candle holder” and i was like “do you mean shabbat candle sticks?” he said “no for passover. here” and he pulls a menorah

oh ok

I found this gif and had to add audio to it

(literally anything bad happens) well at least its october

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

Gold Tone Enamel Acorn Dreidel from Quest Gifts

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

Here's a controversial opinion that really shouldn't be:

Palestinians have the right to live in their homeland (or any other land) with security and dignity.

Israelis and Diaspora Jews also have the right to live in their homeland (or any other land) with security and dignity.

These need not and should not be contradictory positions, because the entire point of human rights is that they're universal, and if they're not, then they're not rights, just privileges, and you don't really believe in human rights at all.