Beautiful ✨tan Lines✨

So pretty!!

✨🌟Sky Knight🌟✨

So I usually don't draw artwork for people on social media because I'm not great at fully interacting with others, and I'm scared I'll mess something up. But I wanted to draw this for you, Hermitcrabstar!

I saw your recent post, and you mentioned that you haven't been feeling too well lately, so I wanted to draw this for you because everyone deserves to be happy, especially you, cause you're such a kind and talented person, and I hope you feel better soon!!💕

Sky Knight belongs to @hermitcrabstar 🌟✨

Outstanding book. I then went on to read Gathering Blue, Messenger, and couldn’t quite finish Son due to library issues

did anyone else here read The Giver

So spiteful. So passionate. And I know you enjoy pescatarian dining. The sins of the f(i)sh are tender(s)

My thoughts on this fish cunt is fervently complicated.

100 Percent fam!

reblog if you think aros and aces (or anyone on the aroace spectrum) are queer

trying to prove something to my mother ^^

If magolor used his profits from the clash games to fund his amusement park, did the person who collected his payment create a wildly successful juice company?

Even More Items & Flavor Text (Miscellaneous):

Token-booster Lore:

A small jar with two tokens visible inside. It looks too sturdy to open, but maybe a powerful foe can help...

Anti-Fear Lore:

A mischievous little juicebox. The branding claims the flavor to be “abble joos” and is unfortunately very vague about its manufacturing. Happy customers claim that, by drinking it, they are filled with a courage that knows no fear.

Instant-damage Lore:

A beautiful throwable dart marked with the sigil of a master craftsman: its many edges scatter the light like a mirrored prism. Reliably made, this dart guarantees a little bit of damage against a powerful foe when taking their challenge.

Anti-Drenched Lore:

A soft & comfy towel: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so absorbent, it can wipe away any spill that all other towels would ordinarily still leave Drenched.

I just know that if Joltz existed in our world in the same capacity they do here, I know a few names of people who would need to enter a 12-step program pretty quickly because of them. Comment or reblog by tagging any of your mutuals who might like sour a little too much!

@universe-4162

Even More Flavor Text for Items:

Anti-Blind Lore:

Dark shades that make the wearer one of the coolest people to exist. So cool, in fact, that not even the sun could manage to blind them.

Anti-Burn Lore:

A perfectly chilled and refreshing bottle of water: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so refreshing that it instantly washes away heat-exhaustion and any burning feeling.

Anti-Paralysis Lore:

A rebellious little candy made by a popular company. The slogan on the wrapper is ‘Joltz: A candy so sour, it’ll jolt you out of paralysis!’

Anti-Confusion Lore:

A small amethyst-colored crystal: smooth in texture and cool to the touch. Holding it and breathing in removes conflicting thoughts and influences to clear one’s mind.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

Morpho out here looking so pettable.

Isn't the butterfly precious~? 🦋

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

As someone both with a history playing the saxophone, and a love of shitposts, the jazz-extinguisher is one of the best memes I’ve come across on the internet. I will never not hear the most soulful sax solo each time I find a new one.

i was blessed with a sudden motivation

and un-motion-blurred because i love himb