I Love Her, And Feel Like There Aren’t Enough Waddle Dee Variants. There Are Never Enough. And I Shall

The JamBastard is gonna JamBust-it-down sexual style

I have no idea what possessed me to draw this

Nah, the best counterattack to all their preconceptions, or predictions; lasers, rays, force-fields, bombs; whatever they got:

Those alien conquerors won’t know what to do when they’re getting battered and bruised by at least 8 feet of aluminum or fiberglass.

Imagine coming from across space to an alien planet, bringing your best commanding fleet in close to bring new glory to your home planet. You announce your intentions to the world and send your armies to the surface.

Then they start lining up to form ranks in the streets. Their cavalry are on scissor lifts, spearmen using 25 foot extension ladders, all of them armed with stools and guarding with stepladders.

You shit yourself in confusion.

Your men are called back: beaten senseless and begging for some semblance of sanity. But the savages do not relent. They chase after your men and board your warships using the most cunning of implements.

Invaders never stood a chance

And for today's hypothetical question, if aliens were going to invade us, do you think they'd be immune to all our attacks, or do you think they'd have anticipated everything but simpler weaponry

Like do you think they'd have actually studied up on how best to deal with their conquer targets or do they just assume all worlds have psychic powers, laser-based weaponry, elemental control, things like that

My mans definitely needs that pick-me-up. Adorable bebe

spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo

I hear the sound effect that plays when you share healing when I look at this comic. Kirby’s allies must be just as devious as he is. Possibly more~

Marukabi Week Prompt One! Sweets ♡ 🍓🍓🍓

I knew I had to complete at least one prompt for @milkyway-lovers 's Marukabi Week and this was a fun excuse to draw the sweet boys.

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I need some “doot”s to start my day right

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

I’d tip him for his outstanding works, but does he take tips? He seems to get great benefits already!

@universe-4162 pspsps

God I hate how it’s taken me months to get a grip on using tumblr, but this juicy lore is a spectacular read on a lazy Sunday afternoon

Some Mirror World headcanons with Lady Radiant Knight ✨️

Warning for minor blood!

Casually drops some hc lore sprinkled with some LRK lore as well. Avian repeatedly says she's sorry for, well, killing LRK and sending her back to the mirror world, but LRK will not forgive this for a long time. Despite the things she's done in her past too.

Please note that although this does depict Spectre in the event he is shattered, in his actual timeline he is spared from experiencing such an awful event. DMK though, that dude's probably been shattered many, many times.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

Meta Knight says hi to you. Rb to let him say hi to your mutuals