God I Hate How It’s Taken Me Months To Get A Grip On Using Tumblr, But This Juicy Lore Is A Spectacular

Behold! My Shelly. A blorbo that I can’t quite seem to shake free from. She’s an assertive, sign-spoken tentacle first thought up in a Splatoon AU, but I’ve found that the idea of a character that is literally an elastic noodle fits almost everywhere. Shelly’s current hobby is janitorial duty between bouts at fighting arenas; and while she doesn’t usually make the messes that she cleans, she’s not afraid to mop the floor with someone’s face.

I mean, OP did pull a twitter screenshot. It just turned out well on tumblr cuz our platform has a bit more wisdom to its posting :3c

I dunno. If I end up pulling, I can’t promise I won’t try to pull a maneuver like this:

Heck, I’ll probably try this too:

Will you allow yourself to be subjected to Meta's cringe?

As someone who woke up and immediately assumed the identity of April’s Fool yesterday by falling on my butt going down the stairs RIGHT AFTER WAKING UP TO PEE IN THE MORNING: I feel seen by these goofballs

Happy Fools in April! :D

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

One of my first blorbos. No, I think my boy here is my very first blorbo that I gave a story to. To most everyone here, meet Morningstar for the very actual first time. I’ve never had enough faith in my artistic ability but I was finally able to bring him to life thanks to a paid commission to @lostsoulau-ask who was kind enough to work with me on this project. In-depth loreigins are something I do intend to post, albeit separately, but the gist of this blorbo is he is the leader of an oc race that had lost the primordial struggle between the evolving squid and octopus based on the nautilus cephalopod. They retreated back to the sea and, as time passed, were forced from their home and had to seek refuge in the sewers and abandoned tunnels of Kamabo Co’s deep sea metro. With the divergence of their evolution, they still evolved a human form, but without any adaptation to ink instead of water. Once again, huge shout out to @lostsoulau-ask for letting me see my son

Real talk, I made this big post about why I took a break from tumblr: it was a heartfelt story about my cat (childhood companion) who passed away in April.

Accidentally deleted it in my drafts.

So I’ve got the steam kicked out of me rn, but I will be posting an overdue art comm I got just before shit hit the fan. I just, need a smidge cuz that defeat suuuucks.

Overall though, I’m on the other side so more cool stuff soon

Or…

Not enough pool wyatur

drank too much pool watere

A beautiful rendering of internal conflict and the dilemma some parents struggle with in unfortunate circumstances. Also compliments to the artist on making a face with few features absolutely ✨stunning✨

TW: This story implies dark themes such as domestic abuse and infanticide

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Here's where the "implied" comes in. What to do what to do...

If magolor used his profits from the clash games to fund his amusement park, did the person who collected his payment create a wildly successful juice company?

Even More Items & Flavor Text (Miscellaneous):

Token-booster Lore:

A small jar with two tokens visible inside. It looks too sturdy to open, but maybe a powerful foe can help...

Anti-Fear Lore:

A mischievous little juicebox. The branding claims the flavor to be “abble joos” and is unfortunately very vague about its manufacturing. Happy customers claim that, by drinking it, they are filled with a courage that knows no fear.

Instant-damage Lore:

A beautiful throwable dart marked with the sigil of a master craftsman: its many edges scatter the light like a mirrored prism. Reliably made, this dart guarantees a little bit of damage against a powerful foe when taking their challenge.

Anti-Drenched Lore:

A soft & comfy towel: provided by the tournament facilities for a small fee. It’s so absorbent, it can wipe away any spill that all other towels would ordinarily still leave Drenched.