shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing π we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts
Bro last night was like a YouTube Short
Today we took our little brother to the hospital because he suffers from an infection that affects his breathing and causes him pain. I hope that every living conscience will help us save our young sonβs life and donate any amount you can.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment in the hospital for my little. Help us before it is too late.
I love how there's a thick, dark substance deep within the earth that was formed by the deaths of billions of lifeforms and has been trapped there for millions of years, that when harvested can weild such great powers that leaders are willing to start wars and slaughter millions just for it, however using said powers causes the very weather of our world to become corrupted, and yet we decide to name it after fucking olive juice.
Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
my growing collection
π¨ Save Adam π¨π
What's that? I couldn't hear you, there's a lot of locusts outside my house for some reason
I was meant to be a street corner doomsday preacher but I don't like public speaking so instead I just have anxiety
probably feels good as fuck to be a 1960s house wife blissfully dissasociating on barbiturates and speed and your husband comes home and starts screaming at you for no reason and in the state of fugue you calmly grab the hot pan of oil off the stove
they/them | cartoonist | fix your hearts or die | π³οΈβπ π³οΈββ§οΈ π
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