I Want A Little Coffee Drink And $450,000

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

yeah wait why is this so true I've never thought about that

Sometimes I'm scrolling on my phone, looking through thousands of comments, thousands of videos, and I just think about how my brain was never meant to see this many people

when there’s a sibling dynamic AND old man + his kids dynamic AND west coast vibe AND a silly evil entity

no phone time all morning. dancing to loud music while getting ready for the day. hours of studying. to-do lists. hour-by-hour schedule. staying out the loop. being extremely selective w who i give my time and attention to. weekly hair masks. vitamins. cute fits even if i’m all by myself. smelling divine. taking pictures for my own enjoyment. fruit smoothies. layering lip glosses. eating healthy, nourishing foods. consistently hitting the gym. living at the library. glistening skin. reading or watching a film before bed. indulging hobbies. keeping to myself. long walks in the cold. early wakeup time. moisturizers and glowy body oils and creamy butters. bubble baths. drinking lots of water. religiously applying sunscreen. consuming heart-wrenching poetry. journaling. manicure. random acts of kindness.

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

guys I read this as people and went in the comments expecting to see like "You're quitting tumblr?????" and instead found "pope shot dead at 1000 years old"

Bye cool pope