When There’s A Sibling Dynamic AND Old Man + His Kids Dynamic AND West Coast Vibe AND A Silly Evil

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

a twitter thread that actually killed me

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

s is for slug

misc vintage bottle cap pngs. like or reblog if you use pls!