So Close To Being The Real Thing

scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

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happy two days until halloween everyone

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

this is so gorgeous the colors?????? the lighting????? the everything is just ><

When I thought about it, I just had to draw the reprise for Ella! Inspired by another scene from Team StarKid's Cinderella's Castle. (I'm tagging this one for spoilers just in case! Aaa! + there's an iconic Tadius line under the cut.)

I honestly forgot how addicting drawing fanart can be!

PS: It strangely hurts to draw a troll in pain? (I'm usually team orc/goblins/trolls because being contrarian is fun, but defeating evil monsters is also fun... so I'm now conflicted.) Pls accept a happy Rancilda as my peace offering (see previous post).

PPS: There's a small Lady Ashmore in the bottom right corner of the border, because the line "Lady Ashmore danced... all alone at night," haunts my brain. Also, for the doorway in the back, I referenced one of the gates/doors from Labyrinth (1986).

nagito doesn't know how to play he's playing with luck

Repost because I forgot to redraw a line after I erased it

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

dumbest story ever + rant in tags. I think people are genuinely too used to the internet and are so entitled and I hate social media (esp tiktok which I feel like promoted this kind of censorship)

Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.

And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.

If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding

a twitter thread that actually killed me

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

I love when love triangles are actually triangles

who’s ready to talk about how wicked is one of the few examples of a love triangle that is actually a triangle