dumbest story ever + rant in tags. I think people are genuinely too used to the internet and are so entitled and I hate social media (esp tiktok which I feel like promoted this kind of censorship)
Once when I was a kid my dad told me to “stop being a you-know-what”. And we’d done the whole song and dance enough times that I knew he meant “bitch”, so I told him: That’s cheating. You know what you mean, and I know what you mean- you’re just stepping around it so you can pretend you’re on the high ground. So if you’re going to call me a bitch, at least have the balls to actually say it.
And it’s been about fifteen years since then but I’m just now figuring out that that’s the same feeling I get hearing shit like “grape” and “unalive”.
If your audience knows what you mean, you might as well actually say it. Otherwise you’re just fucking hiding
misc vintage bottle cap pngs. like or reblog if you use pls!
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
I'm going to the special everything is a lot 10 year show on Tuesday and I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDDD and then I see him again in june!!!!!!!!!!!! gang my next few concerts are so stacked
chemical overreaction music video my beloved... HES PLAYING AN INVISIBLE TRUMPET!!! ITS CRAZY!!!!
my new fav human(ish) bill depiction
from the same six hour drawing session where i devolved into hyperfixation-based madness
To all the Dippers and Mabels in other timelines who had to go home alone that summer
giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
Ok my henchmen i have a mission for you. Liberally use the term 'relationship' to mean any and all relationships. Platonic, professional, hateful, etc etc. If people wanna talk about a romantic relationship they gotta specify the romantic part. We must weaken the allonormativity. Ok thats all thanks line up for kisses
*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho
he/she 18 - please send me headcanons for ANYTHING I post idc how stupid and small or extremely detailed they are
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