Out of the Closet Since the Bush Administration. Over 20 years of being Fabulous.He/Him 40. Been painting Warhammer for almost 30 years. Red/Green Colorblind.Disaster Bisexual. Too married, too old, and too Demi to be your internet daddy.Punk rock, wrestling, anime.
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Here’s a commission I did for my best friend to have on her desk at work.
The context is that my best friend is a stagehand (union strong!) and people keep bringing in donuts. Trying to be health conscious, she wanted a “motivational sign” but she didn’t want normie bullshit, she wanted orcs declaring a Waaagh against cheap pastries! Or at least a sign to tap if she was feeling passive aggressive.
I’m building up to it, getting ready for my contest entry. But this is someone else’s kitbash. It came in those bags of loose minis and bits I bought off eBay. It was a really good idea so I went for it when I painted it.
Contest season is upon us, time to paint 80’s and 90’s minis to a higher standard in anticipation of going hard on a single mini!
on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
I need to get a more fitting display tile to take pictures of my Tomb Kings on but until then, the tomb guard are rocking and rolling in a verdant forest
Went for the moon from Soul Eater!
A Drivable house, not to be confused with a Mobile Home, which also Shouldn’t be confused with a Trailer Home, which itself is not the same as an RV.
I’ve been properly basing all of my orcs and goblins and some of these paint jobs were done myself as a teenager or in my mid twenties.
Sometimes you need to let the teenage you be part of the you of today that has the big green army like in the warhammer armies books that he always wanted back then. Proudly rank up his paint jobs alongside the minis painted after 20 years more experience.
Include yourself in yourself.
An oldhammer savage orc chieftain I just painted up! I’m super pleased with the pelt!
wild zero 1999
I just got this big behemoth! Tamurkhan on his Toad Dragon!
The boys are back in town only once a year. Relish this moment.
Rb for daily health and prosperity
Trans right grot,
Chaos Warrior from Battlemasters! Painted up for Olden Demon season!
I just got a bunch more kitbash material this last week for the bits boxes!! Including this bag of metal riders!
Look at this Mordheim Warband waiting to be given lore!
By the way, y'all, I had to explain what Dropout is to my therapist in my last session, which is incredibly funny in retrospect to be like "so do you remember college humor? Okay well here's what's been going on with them"
Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
Several generations of wood Elf minis join together to become my Waywatchers
I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day
Go little guy, go!🎵
I’m not an asmr person, or a stim watcher generally, but as a hobbyists seeing a great resin pour happen is just the best 😚👌
That looks so good! Congrats!!
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my sump. focused. flourishing.
Resin success! Well, probably... we'll see how it cures in a few days!
It was super windy today and I was filming in one hand and holding the resin in the other, so this is all I could film really. Looks super cool, I understand now why people like those slime stim videos!
I love my Orcs and Goblins army but this is the Greatest of All Time.
Nice!!! A well deserved tabling of a fitting kitbash! If you can find a PDF of the chaos war mammoth rules online, you might be able to get someone to play 8th edition with you as well. But a massive giant definitely makes sense for a proxy!
Chaos War Mammoth warshrine conversion
Nice!
"Reiksguard Knights, your Emperor is calling! Death or glory await us, but if we die, we will die as warriors, with swords in hand, and there can be no better death than that."
Some Reiksguard models I painted up for my buddy Alex.