I Insist That On Pi Day, March 14th, If You Are Going To Eat A Pizza To Celebrate The Day…. You Should

This is my shopping cart that I take to the grocery store. Red unz’ go fasta! It’s a Menards shopping cart that we found abandoned far away from any of their locations (Menards is like Home Depot or Lowe’s) and I went to Menards to buy the sheet metal and paint, they said (and I quote!) “you can’t keep the cart, we don’t use the plastic ones anymore.” The horns are railroad spikes and one time it skewered a bag of chips, which I then bought.

Some of my Warhammer Books!

Listen, I’ll post miniatures later. This has been my day so far and I’m not over it.

Our end times are unglamorous. I thought there was going to be horses. I’m pretty sure I was promised guys on horses.

Throgg the King of Trolls and Harold Hammerstorm! I was lucky enough to buy Harry the Hammer for Games Workshop’s 25th anniversary in 2000. And Throgg I paid way too much to get in box on eBay. It was worth it to paint him though!!

Trans right grot,

2024 is coming to a close so here's everything i painted this year. 299 miniatures by my count. I'm not sure if I'll be able to match this pace next year but I'll certainly try.

Finally got around to basing these Grave Guards

Here is my custom chaos champion on a dread eagle! I based him more off Moorcockian Chaos than Warhammer Chaos, but he is a champion of chaos nonetheless! I usually run him as a champion on manticore or chaos dragon if I feel like spending the points!

Avalard Mutis, sorcerer lord of Chagath's Plagueridden and right hand man of lord Chagath himself

Here’s a new baseball bat I’m making. That’s another thing that I do. I make cool shit.

Epoxy is drying.