Charles: They're Just Following Orders

"who thought it was smart to make sam wilson the next cap-" steve rogers, now shut up.

bucky, on the phone: c'mon... look... okay, but... yeah, i know. yeah. bye. *pause* love you too. see you at home

yelena: *smug*

john: *rolls his eyes*

alexei: *not paying attention*

ava: *unbothered*

bob: *confused* who was that

yelena and john: NO DON'T-

maybe it's because wade doesn't believe he is lovable and logan doesn't believe he deserves love so they prove each other wrong

or maybe it's because they're two idiots in love who lack basic communication skills idk

was it casual when i kidnapped you and saved your life?

"cherik got married in paris and then-" they spent the rest of their lives playing chess and having heated political debates that ended in aggressively making out and lived happily ever after. the end.

please dont let this flop i was cackling as i wrote these lolol

if he doesn't slash his sword in the air and shout "no one touches her" while i'm bleeding from a stab wound and facing a titan and army of demigods in battle then i don't want him

my problem is that thunderbolts* feels like a slap in the face to brave new world, okay? like, the mental health representation and found family dynamics are gold, but going against everything sam AND steve stood for (and risked their lives for, especially for bucky) feels so anti-bnw -- maybe even anti-captain america?

no thoughts just hugh jackman