"who Thought It Was Smart To Make Sam Wilson The Next Cap-" Steve Rogers, Now Shut Up.

worst wolverine absolutely gains (healthy) weight post-movie like poolverine or not this man is no longer drinking whiskey for every meal what do you expect

wade: too bad logan can't paw at the fourth wall, i'm sure the audience would love it

logan, who secretly spent two hours glaring at a wall only to turn his head 45° and finally see through it: maybe in the next movie

erik: we're brothers, you and i

charles, in erik's lap: what.

It'll all be fun and fucking games until marvel let's Bucky call Sam, Sammy.

It'll be Canon at that point. I don't make the rules.

i hope we're not just brushing over the fact that john walker was literally about to jump to his death after watching himself be a neglectful dad

tbh if i saw my ex lying on the ground in a lilac sweater with the most luscious brown locks begging me to remember the time he helped me understand that there is good within my rageful soul i would probably give up advocating for human genocide and make out with him

idk what erik was on

it is always morally correct to punch nazis

...and people wonder why we still teach history in schools??

if my boyfriend started leading a group called the new avengers that worked with the government (and included the government appointed captain america) after i fought alongside the former captain america for the belief that the avengers should not work with the government due to fear of limitation and corruption AND was chosen by the former captain america to be the next captain america, i too would be fucking pissed

the fact that losing neil is what ultimately encouraged todd to live will haunt me for eternity