What The Heck Lae'zel!? Gosh I'm Freaking Sore And Tired From Running Around The Freaking Wilderness

If you write a book on the problems of deforestation and then you publish that book doesn't that make you part of the problem for deforestation?

This is a genuine question.

We're all hollow.

I've given multiple people existential crisis in a very short amount of time, multiple times. Should I be concerned with my mental state? Probably. Am I going to actually get worried about it? No.

I'm drinking Theraflu out of a glass cause we ran out of mugs.

Grandmaster Rose's chess game in Murdle vol 1 is a very short one. I believe there's 5 moves in total.

(1. W E4

(2. B E5

(3. WQ H5

(4. BK D7

(5. WQ E5

I just had a dream. I don't entirely remember what it was about but it started out with me sorta watching from the POV of zagreus from the Hades game. At some point during the dream he had a nightmare or something about being an eyeball and he woke up when Achilles came into his room hearing him have his nightmare, it turned out to be some kind of threat or something.

Anyways I don't remember much about what happened in between but there was two dudes Thomas and Tom both were teenagers. At some point Thomas figures out that three of us were dreaming zagreus apparently wasn't dreaming but the rest of us are and so there was this confusing back and forth between zagreus, Thomas and sort of me where we were trying to figure out what the heck he was saying. there was more stuff that I don't remember and time passed we where doing something else when I figured out what the heck was going on and I wrote how did you know that I was dreaming before signing my name on a piece of paper and suddenly that part of the dream ended.

Then I ended up in some dark void where one of my friends voices was trying to explain to me what the heck just happened but they kept fading in and out and started speaking gibberish at some point before they faded out and I was left alone before I somehow ended up sitting at this desk with a very nice lady who explained to me that I accidentally hijacked the dreams of several different people across dimensions trying to have my own dream and that I wasn't in trouble because it was both my fault and their fault. It's partially my fault because apparently peoples brains here are powerful enough to power several super computers with how much storage space we have and apparently we can hijack other peoples dreams across dimensions and effect realitys temporarily. But the thing is, normally this isn't a problem because our dimension is cut off from others but occasionally we slip through on accident somehow and that it was partially their fault for not redirecting me when I slipped through.

Apparently the reason that Thomas was able to tell that I was sleeping is because he's from a dimension with magic and he's felt someone's presence in his mind before which has some interesting implications.

Apparently when I slipped through into zagreus's dream and he woke up I also dragged Thomas and Tom through into the dream/reality thing and temporarily turned the house of Hades in that dimension into a YMCA style cabin/lodge. Which was really weird to learn but also explained some things. The lady reiterated that it wasn't my fault that that happened and it was simply an accident as I faded away before I woke up.

I will steal your socks and souls.

We found Gojo!

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

Did that shadowy fucker STEAL MY BRAIN!?