Did That Shadowy Fucker STEAL MY BRAIN!?

I DM'd for the first time today and it was so freaking fun! I didn't know what I was doing! I was coming up with a plot that's going to extend into other sessions on the fly! I did the voices! I'm coming up with a history for these NPCs! This is amazing!

Why aren't pagans more afraid of Starbucks baristas?

Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

Do you think c!Ranboo would go blind if he cried enough?

Is c!awesamdude afraid of cats? Cuz he is a creeper.

Candy canes aren't allowed in prison.

They are contraband.

I searched this up.

It's true.

If you don't believe me go search it up for yourself.

Ok I haven't watched arcane because I don't have Netflix but I've been seeing clips and people's fanart and such over however long the shows been out and I've only just realized that-

This dude

And this dude

Are not the same person.

I just thought the bottom dude was the top dude after he got a little fudged up and had a depressed villain era.

Which now that I'm looking at them side by side that doesn't make much sense and I can tell the difference but until just now I had never seen any media with the two of them in the same place together so I just assumed they were the same person.

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

I want to join Arthur Lester's body parts community thing and I made a blog for it but it's a side blog and when I tried to join it said bananafrog instead of his missing pinky and I'm not sure if that's allowed. Also I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do if I do join.

If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?

They are basically undead humans with super powers.

Is the inverse the same?