Aegon Ii:

which was more culturally significant? the renaissance or the dinner scene in house of the dragon?

i'm having a stroke

sometimes babygirl is a fictional bass player played by josh whitehouse

“omg if aegon ever said those things to me id be so disgusted, id slap him.”

not me

im jumping on his dick IMMEDIATELY

in front of your family? fuck yeah

Aegon: if you ever want to know a good time-

me: okay, when and where? Can your brother join too?

good fucking lord i’m down bad.

forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach

rip aemond targaryen. you would have LOVED Franz Kafka

i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him