Forever Sick And Tired Of People Bringing Up The Muppet Christmas Carol When Talking About Interspecies

the virgin suicides, 1999

"I can fix him" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ILL TAKE HIM HOW HE IS, ILL LOVE HIM DESPITE HIS FLAWS, ILL CARE FOR HIM THE WAY NO ONE ELSE COULD

he looks so good omfg I am crying

SEASON 5 STEVE!!!

at first he loled then he serioused...

i can take them both (not in a fight)

Hey guys!! When I search up Sam Winchester I don’t want to see anything about Dean <333

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.

sometimes babygirl is a fictional bass player played by josh whitehouse

“omg if aegon ever said those things to me id be so disgusted, id slap him.”

not me

im jumping on his dick IMMEDIATELY

in front of your family? fuck yeah

Aegon: if you ever want to know a good time-

me: okay, when and where? Can your brother join too?