Saxteen Is Getting Ready To Go To Therapy, Which Means They're Sharing The Bathroom Atm

Saxteen is getting ready to go to therapy, which means they're sharing the bathroom atm

Saxteen Is Getting Ready To Go To Therapy, Which Means They're Sharing The Bathroom Atm

14: Hey Koschei-

Master: *Stops mid eyeliner and glares*

14: Sorry.. It just kinda slipped out.

Master: uh-Huh.. right... What is it Sigma-balls ?

14: *Stops mid shave* Why would you call me that?

Master: Why did YOU call ME that?

14: Because it's your- you know what, never mind.. You said you wouldn't call me that anymore...

Master: You're really still not over that? That was like... a million years ago.

14: You know how I felt about it-

Master: Ooh boohoo. Cry about it. So you got teased in school, didn't we all?

14: That's actually what I was going to ask about. Do you think we should tell her about... you know...

Master: About what? That you're a cry baby? I think she knows about that, dear.

14: *sighs* .... I meant... do you think we should talk about that kid we killed..?

Master: *Stops mid eyeliner, again* No... We vowed never to talk about it again and here you are- Talking about it. Why?

14: I just thought that.. It might he healthy to-

Master: First of all we have better things to talk about. Me! Second of all- I'm driving today.

14, nicking himself: Ouch!- Wot!? Oh no, you are not!!

Master: Why not? Im licensed. And she loves me.

14: She does not!

Master: We'll see about that >:)

14: Don't you touch her!

Bonus:

14: Hey! Don't touch that! She doesn't like it when you-

Master: Yeah, yeah! Stop back, seat driving! *Pets her* You'd like that, wouldn't you? Someone who actually knows how to drive?

The TARDIS: *hums happily*

14: ... She never likes it when I do that.. *pouting*

Master: Oh, shut up. It's not her fault you've crashed and landed her so many times. Huh? You're just sensitive, ain't ya girl? What did that horrible mean, man, do to you?

The TARDIS: *starts purring*

14: *ultimate betrayal*.... I think I want a divorce.

Saxteen Is Getting Ready To Go To Therapy, Which Means They're Sharing The Bathroom Atm

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My name is Mohammed Ayyad from Gaza. My wife, children and I were displaced quickly since the first days of the war on Gaza, leaving behind all our wealth and dreams. We are forced to leave our home and live in the south of Gaza, Rafah.

A few days after we left the house and went to the south (Rafah) we announce our tactics to our home with ease our beautiful next and destroyed everything we owned. Everything we had went with the wind, we are now working in hell (the tent) suffering one from collecting wood to cook food which is clearly difficult to produce from the water that was spread and is polluted by the cursed war and our work we lose our source of livelihood.

I became a desperate refugee and dug into a very small tent, without water and food life became horrible and sad with the disappearance of the need to survive. It is a struggle for survival.

Because of the continuous bombing and the difficulty of living with the high expectations our life is security our life is peace, we ask generous people to donate to service our planes. Our lives are threatened at any time, and everyone is exposed and death is not. We have never been safely moved to a place until war, and we have never lost our lives at any moment. Every little contribution counts, and your donation, small and big, makes an impact and helps improve safety and compatibility.

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You know how peoples accents will sometimes get thicker when they’re mad? Cuz I think most of Saxon’s acquaintances find him kind of insufferable because he goes all sing-songy when he’s annoyed


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Master, Rubbing His Hands Together Like A Fly: Mwahaha, The Doctor Is Going To Be So Mad At Me For Eating

Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'

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Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!

Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!

Master: ... wot

Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???

Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*

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Master: Never mind..

Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*

Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.

Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?

Doctor: ...You have meningitis..

Master: ... But im already a man??

Doctor: ....

Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?


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🙏🚨🚨It has been over a year since the Genocide started. 🇵🇸

We are tense, and anxious, and hungry, and cold. We have been bombed and displaced as we face a genocide. 🇵🇸

Our family is smaller and smaller, many with injuries like my brother who lost his feet and hand. It has taken more than just that life and limb, this war has taken my future, my children's future, and my family's future from us. 🇵🇸🍉

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Urgent help

I am Ola Ferwana from Palestine ,Gaza. I'm a mother of 3 kids Yamen, Qusai and Mira. My husband travelled to Egypt to get medicines before 2 days of the war 7 of October on Gaza and he was stuck in Egypt until this moment.

I faced very great challenges and responsibilities of my three children in the absence of my husband, as he had traveled and the crossing was closed and we could not see each other. The amount of suffering I was feeling cannot be described as still being in the north of Gaza.I am reaching out to you today with a heavy heart and a plea for urgent assistance. I have left my home and have been displaced more than 8 times with my children. I am living in the war_torn region of Gaza, facing unimaginable challenges, with lack of water, food scarcity, and constant threats to their safety.

This is our street of my house, the Israeli occupation damaged all the houses.

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I have delivered a girl baby,Mira , through the war, She was 10 months old and my husband didn't see her until this moment.

Yaman was 7 years old, and his simplest dream was to complete the first grade at school, but his school was completely destroyed. He lost the most beautiful thing that he was happy with and enjoyed that he had reached this stage.

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Qusai is 5 years old, and until this moment I do not have the courage to tell him that his kindergarten was also destroyed, the first place and refuge in which he was happy, but in this war he lost everything beautiful. He lost his father’s hug, which was his only refuge when he slept at night, telling him his daily story to fall asleep safety.

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We lack of the basic human needs, no food no electricity no water. We were poisoned and infected because of the unhealthy water that we drink.

My three children and I had to be hospitalized. We suffered from liver dysfunction as a result of malnutrition, widespread diseases, and recurring infection.

During this period, I felt remorseful about how difficult it is for a mother to see her children sick and unable to treat them because she is also very sick.

The Rafah border crossing, which is the only way to escape from the war, is closed now.

I hope to provide us by giving support in order to cover the costs associated with ensuring our safe passage of Egypt through the borders. Please stand with me, we are now homeless, with absence of children needs like milk, diapers, with no food. Please help us by donation to stay a live and leave Gaza with my children. Share this link as you can as possible .

https://gofund.me/4e896ac1

If it is opened, I can't go to Egypt as I don't have the money because my husband is the sole breadwinner for my family.

Thank you for your kindness, empathy and generosity during this challenging time.With sincere thanks and warm regards,

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