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I’m wheezing

Who are you calling a pipsqueak midget who can't even go to the beach because he's so small that he'd sink in the sand and then when the tide comes in he doesn't even say that he's worried about drowning because he's so microscopic he can breathe oxygen atoms IN THE WATER!????!

-e.e.

Who Are You Calling A Pipsqueak Midget Who Can't Even Go To The Beach Because He's So Small That He'd

NO ONE EVEN SAID THAT!!

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6 months ago

It’s very unfortunate that there’s a section of the internet that believe this behavior is normal and justified. No matter what you do you’re beholden to a permanent unpayable penance to them. It’s a disgusting thing to do and expect of another person.

One part of being subjected to long term online harassment is that your abusers expect you to conduct yourself with some sort of higher honor, like a social media varian of "You go high, we go low."

"You can't copyright strike videos that steal from you to profit off you!"

"You can't mass flag harassment!"

"You can't call your stalkers horrible names!"

But like... why?

Why shouldn't I do all of that? You're going to act like I'm a monster and subject me to horrible abuse no matter what I do. You will literally never stop. You're already lying about me and you expect me to believe that I have the power to make you stop by capitulating to your demands? I could be on my best behaviour for the next 20 years and you'll still be doing this shit.

So what reason do I or anyone else have to not do all of those things?

3 months ago
He’s Back!

He’s back!


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8 months ago

Gee it sure is boring around here

 Gee It Sure Is Boring Around Here

Alright I’ll bite.

My WIP is about a character who was sculpted into becoming a serial killer by his politician serial killer father. He’s just currently done his first kill that is personal to him.

My character is currently stuck in a blizzard within a patrol car with a sheriff. The sheriff is gruff caring type that is unaware that he is a killer. She assumes he’s just trying to get across town for the holiday morning. The problem is he has incriminating evidence in his duffel bag.

I’m unsure of how to proceed the story once he wakes up. I want to make him grow closer with the sheriff somehow before something unfortunate happens to her. It won’t be by his own hands but it’ll be a consequence of the killing he did earlier.

My brain is having a slight hard time connecting that dot toward her death.

I have an idea of who kills her and how it’ll eventually lead to him being chased but I’m not sure.

Writers UNblock

Ask me a question or vent to me about where you're stuck in your WIP, I wanna help yall its getting real boring in here


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7 months ago

Being a writer is writing your story the way you want and then that one character insists on a different outcome. So you change that scene but then another character complains too. Now you have to decide what to smother and what to allow! That is so hard to do.


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7 months ago

My breath ragged and my legs shaking as I struggle to keep standing with one arm on the shower wall:

“Are we done here?”

The 3 blade razor I bought from the dollar store:

“Not even close.”

*proceeds to shave the same spot repeatedly because somehow I missed some hairs on the first two tries*


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6 months ago

Rant related to Doctor who

I actually miss Peter Capaldi. He immediately got backlash from the chronically online tourist fans for “being old”. But it’s the doctor. He’s already old. If anything him not hiding behind a young face anymore was some serious series character development.

Him regenerating into a young lady and then a young man afterwards seemed to be going backwards on this journey.

We still could have had a black doctor and a lady doctor but did they have to be young? I don’t think so. Yes I understand acting talent and all that but I’m sure they could have found someone.

People are obsessed with not aging and trying to stay perpetually young. If anything the doctor deciding to stop hiding from his age would be a defining character moment. Yes yes I understand “sexy doctor moment” and all that. But some of the sexiest moments from the doctor is when he’s showing off his empathy and thinking on his feet intelligence.

Doctor who tourists are usually drawn to stay longer than a regeneration with these moments.

But most important of all:

(Why is no one addressing the weird optical illusion that happened in the 14th doctor’s second picture. I’m so serious.)

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6 months ago

Here’s some casting decisions that either were popular or could have been made. Hypothetical yes but more to the point point of over 50 and still talented enough for the role.

Chiwetel Ejiofor is an exceptional actor and would have fit the bill perfectly.

Chiwetel Ejiofor smiling and waving to an unseen crowd. picture is taken from crowds view

Idris Elba is vastly acclaimed and would fit as well. His previous work on the BBC would put him as a good candidate. Though a bit sad I will admit. I have wanted him to play the doctor since it was announced 13 would regenerate and others expressed interest in that idea. Now I don’t believe it will ever happen.

Idris Elba with hand on face and smiling. he has a beard and peppered hair.

Tilda Swinton is extremely talented and can crush any role. She does well portraying powerful women.

Tilda Swinton in a blue coat looking directly at the camera. she has blonde short hair and green eyes. she is standing before a black background

Helena Carter is a great actress and knows how to perform authoritative, exceptional roles.

Helena Carter wearing a shoulder-less deep blue dress with emerald sleeves. she has dark hair and red/emerald ornament earrings. she is standing in front of a blue background with a snowflake in the bottom right corner of her.

I’m sure the original post and this one will be well received. Maturely too. Because the doctor who fandom is known to be mature.

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6 months ago
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are hotdogs sandwiches?

They are a form of taco


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3 months ago

That one phineas and ferb episode

You have a brick. It looks like a brick. It feels like a brick. Yet, over the past few days, people have been desperately trying to buy or steal the brick from you. You're starting to feel scared.


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