STOP PUTTING DIO IN THOSE BIGGEST TIDDIES POLLS!!!!! THOSE BOOBS DO NOT BELONG TO HIM!!! DISQUALIFY THAT

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Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

i knew the miku binder thomas jefferson artist shipped the game grumps and is a boot licker but did i really need to find out they made a game grumps hamilton au and made alexander hamilton arin and drew him in a hello kitty binder 

A summary of my grad school orientation:

I got lost in the woods

Weird almond sparkling water (it slapped)

Professors bullying historical figures

Professors damn near giving us panic attacks

Professors lamenting the state of the school

Professors bitching about admin for not giving us our budget 2 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS

Lunch break

The new 3 stooges (me and 2 others)

3 of us getting covid for the first time this summer (surprise, it's the stooges)

Lunch communism

"Yo, the cane surprised me" "Yeah I have a gene mutation" "So will it get better?" "No" -cue awkward silence-

ONE OF US DROVE INTO A FIRETRUCK AT 60 MILES PER HOUR???

Nice conversations with professors

Everyone leaving except the GAs

Nearly freezing to death

Cool research projects!!!

Chugging almond water

Free school supplies!!

Getting lost in the woods again

Coming home to all the cabinets open because of Gilbert, my ghost

Is plankton a jalapeño

read his name a few times and come back to me

I hate when people won’t let me say I “grew up ugly” in peace. “You were never ugly” YES I WAS. Leave me alone boys used to ask me out as a joke, girls used to call me cow or big bitch and make fun of my clothes. I might not have been “ugly” but I grew up being taught to think I was.

The Alexandria Times-Tribune, Indiana, July 4, 1914