Australopithecunt - The Biggest Haw To Ever Yee

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To put it another way… the guy who commissioned ahegao Mufasa got exactly that: Mufasa drawn in a perfect imitation of the Lion King style doing an ahegao face. The guy who paid for the NFT asked for “a piece of art no one could ever replicate because I’m a very special boy and also I don’t care how bad this is for the environment” and got an ahegao lion. He’s not even into that, that we know of, and if he is, I bet it would have been much cheaper to just commission the Mufasa artist instead. It’s clear who’s the winner here.

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

kirishima WAS the first brick at stonewall

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

It's flu season! Remember to secure your leeches now so you can balance your humors later <3