(I Know Prosciutto Could've Used Grateful Dead But Sssssssshhhhhhh Maybe In This Universe They Don't

Risotto in the foreground speaking into a mobile phone. In the background, Giorno with his hands tied in front of him is held on both arms by Pecsi on the left and Prosciutto on the left. Prosciutto is holding a (cartoony nondescript) gun to Giorno's head. Everyone looks serious except Giorno who just has an unbothered ._. expression.

Risotto, into the phone: "Bucciarati, we have your kid."
Risotto close-up, his clothing shifting to a red colour and the background turns grey. He has a menacing expression. 

Risotto: "Now give us what we want or else -"

Bucciarati, through the phone: "One sec. Which kid do you have?"
Transition to Bucciarati in the foreground, holding a cell phone between his ear and his shoulder since his hands are preoccupied off-screen. In the background, Abbacchio and Mista are sitting at a table. Abbacchio has headphones on with a neutral expression and reading a newspaper. Mista is holding up a fork and staring at a cake in front of him. A blurry panicking Narancia is running on-screen from the right.

Risotto, through the phone: "…The blonde."

Bucciarati: "Gold blonde, platinum blonde or strawberry blonde?"
Back to Risotto, looking confused: ".... The one with the braid and cannoli."

Bucciarati, through the phone: "Oh you got Giorno!"

Behind Risotto, Prosciutto's gun turned into a snake and he leans back with an angry shocked expression. Pesci glances at him with a 8O face. Giorno remains unchanged.
Back to Bucciarati. 

Risotto, through the phone: " Yes and if you don't comply with our demands-"

Bucciarati: "Do you take check?"

Risotto: "what."

Bucciarati is now holding a pen on one hand and a checkbook in the other. It has his and Abbacchio's name as the account owner, and the payee is addressed to "Daycare". Behind him, Abbacchio continues reading the paper. Mista has 4/5 of a cake on his fork and is about to consume it, leaving 1 slice left on the plate. A blurry Fugo, holding a paper with "2+1=69", is furiously chasing a blurry Narancia with Aerosmith shooting the ground near Fugo from above.
Back to Risotto. Behind him, Prosciutto on the ground, mostly off-screen, arm outstretched as the snake attacks him. Giorno hasn't move but is smiling slightly now; his hands are no longer tied and are open palms-up to reveal a handful of bugs. More bugs are seen chasing a blurry Pesci off to the far right.

Risotto is looking disappointed in the foreground, unaware of what's going on behind him.

Bucciarati, through the phone: "And can you let him know that we'll pick him up after Narancia's eye appointment?"

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

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We don't even know anymore. Khaled, my little one, has started pronouncing the word "bombing," and it terrifies me.

I’m not here to beg or list every detail—because even an entire newspaper wouldn’t be enough. The images on TV screens and the stories you see online already tell you so much about what we endure. But no matter how much you see, you’ll never truly feel what we feel. And I wouldn’t wish this life on anyone.

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How you can help my family

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