I Don’t Have A Dick But I Do Think With It

i put my liked songs on shuffle and the song artists I have gotten back to back are

• Nirvana

•Aisha erotica

•Phoebe bridgers

I'm watching a marvel movie with my younger brother and it shows London. I stupidly say "that's not London." Like an idiot, and my brother says "yeah, if it was there would be the Eiffel Tower."....I replied with "That's it Paris!"

He denied.

I laughed my ass off.

i like making things, as silly as most things I create it makes me feel good to know I have the strength to make something close to beautiful

I had recently gone to the store, I didn't really know what I would buy since I have been trying to save up.

So I got playdough

i know how fast it dries up and how it's not the best but I still bought four little things of playdough. I had a plane in mind, I would play with it for a bit then make something and wait for it to dry and boom.

I'm a nerd.

an artist nerd.

I'm watching Labyrinth because I'm a big David Bowie fan and it's at the point where the goblin king comes into Sarah's room after she wished for her baby brother to go away and the king is saying "I brought you a gift" and I'm like...wait, I know what he's going to say "a crystal, nothing more nothing less"

my reaction was this

"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. "

I thought I should share this.

The reason I could never be spider man is because I am very respected in the spider club.

They would never bite me

It's been awhile since I did art with color pastels, so I decided I would do some

i am the most grandma guy there will ever be. I crochet,I do art (almost all types of it) I always wear sweaters. I do many more things but the case is closed

i am a grandma, now I must find my grandkids to spoil

James being more concerned he likes Regulus than the fact he likes men is real to ME

canon sirius this canon sirius that canon sirius knew a man who canonically cross-dressed (even if for convenience) & did not bully him, did not mistreat him, did not approach the subject with malice or negativity. canon sirius said, verbatim, "if you want to know what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." canon sirius asked remus for forgiveness for not believing in the best of him. canon sirius instantly, without hesitation, forgave remus for believing in the worst of him. canon sirius expressed sympathy for barty crouch jr in regards to his father's neglect and entertained the possibility that barty may have been "in the wrong place at the wrong time" when discussing his crime. canon sirius, when he thought he would be a free man, immediately offered his godson a home and a place with him, even without being aware of the neglect his godson faced, even before he had a home to offer, and he did so by prefacing that he would understand if his godson didn't want to, making it clear he would not try to force him. canon sirius could be cruel, and insensitive, and vengeful, and obstinate—but that's not all he was. canon sirius could also be compassionate and sympathetic and forgiving and accepting. canon sirius was complex, and it goes both ways, in the direction of his faults as well as his virtues. btw.

Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy