I Am The Most Grandma Guy There Will Ever Be. I Crochet,I Do Art (almost All Types Of It) I Always Wear

Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy

im watching all of the MCU movies because I really like spider man and that led me to watch civil war and then I was super confused because I knew nothing about the MCU universe. I also really like bucky Barnes so I can't wait to see more of that. But this was what it was like watching civil war

Someone hints that bucky is really old: me

"wait. How old is he?!"

My mom:

"around 70, he is a super human"

Me:

"ah, got it."

Bucky talks about a girl and Steve hints that he is also old

Me:

"is he also really old?!"

My mom:

"yes, he is also a super human."

Me:

"ahhh, ok. I don't know much about marvel, I really only know about spider man and tony stark."

Video of bucky killing someone and stark getting mad and trying to kill bucky

Me:

"did his parents die?"

My mom:

"yes, they died in that car crash."

Me:

"turns out I know nothing about the mcu..."

I'm watching a marvel movie with my younger brother and it shows London. I stupidly say "that's not London." Like an idiot, and my brother says "yeah, if it was there would be the Eiffel Tower."....I replied with "That's it Paris!"

He denied.

I laughed my ass off.

I think I'm going to go outside and paint for three hours while I sing and talk to myself... again

i was at dinner and decided to share with the family how I was watching labyrinth and my aunt says

"the movie with David Booie"

....what?

i like making things, as silly as most things I create it makes me feel good to know I have the strength to make something close to beautiful

I had recently gone to the store, I didn't really know what I would buy since I have been trying to save up.

So I got playdough

i know how fast it dries up and how it's not the best but I still bought four little things of playdough. I had a plane in mind, I would play with it for a bit then make something and wait for it to dry and boom.

I'm a nerd.

an artist nerd.

i put my liked songs on shuffle and the song artists I have gotten back to back are

• Nirvana

•Aisha erotica

•Phoebe bridgers

regulus black james potter

SPOILERS for the winter soldier

OMG NICK DIES?!??! HUH!?

Update. It's been an hour and turns out he is not dead. Yippie

I fucking love biscuits

Like I love biscuits more then some of my siblings

But normally whenever my mom makes biscuits and gravy I am only allowed to eat two because we have a big family

But today my mom said that we were having biscuits for lunch and around 11 I was like

"I'm hungry... biscuit time"

So I made my younger brother make the biscuits (he wanted to) and he made the amount that we normally eat which is 16 but only 3 people were going to eat them so I got to eat 5 biscuits

I fucking love biscuits